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To: This Just In

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No...not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’


19 posted on 11/09/2011 11:20:07 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Ah, the old Hope-a-Dope.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
Two blondes are walking down a street when one bends down to pick up a compact lying on the sidewalk. She opens it and looks in the tiny mirror and exclaims, “Oh my god, this person looks SO familiar!” Her friend grabs it and looks, and says, “Well, duh, it's me!”
42 posted on 11/09/2011 11:46:22 PM PST by boatbums ( Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us. Titus 3:5)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Great joke! LOL!

Mine’s probably well known, but along the same lines:

A brunette comes up to the shore of a river, hoping to find a place to cross.

After a while she sees a blond across the river, and yells, “How do I get to the other side?”

The blond yells back, “You’re already ON the other side!”


48 posted on 11/10/2011 12:01:42 AM PST by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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