3 Blondes apply for entry to the police academy.
The Sargent calls in the 1st blonde in his office. He shows her a picture of a suspect for 10 seconds and asks her to describe the suspect.
She says “He has only one ear”
Sargent says “Come on lady you are looking at a profile picture”.
He calls the 2nd blond in. Same routine with the same picture.
She says “He has only one eye”
The Sargent is getting frustrated and yells “Lady it is a profile mug shot, of course you can see only his left eye”
So he calls in the 3rd blonde. Same routine with the picture...
She says “the suspect wears contacts”!
The Sargent looks at the suspects rap sheet and to his amazement discovers the suspect indeed wears contacts. He is impressed with the 3rd blonde. He asks “How did you figure that out”?
She says “it was easy, if he has only one ear and only one ear, there is no way he can wear glasses, Duh!”
correction “one ear and one eye”
The blonde puts in a dollar bill and presses the button for "Coke." Out pops a can of Coke and 50 cents change. A man approaches and kindly waits his turn to use the vending machine.
The blonde then puts another dollar bill into the slot and, slightly hesitating, presses the "Pepsi" button. Out pops a can of Pepsi and 50 cents change.
The blonde then rummages through her purse. She pulls out anouther dollar bill and slips it into the vending machine. The blonde pauses for several seconds before making a selection. The man behind her sighs aloud. Paying no attention to the man's impatience, the blonde selects "Mountain Dew." Out pops a can of Mountain Dew and 50 cents change.
The blonde then searches through her purse again and finally finds another dollar bill. She puts it into the vending machine, taking a while to decide which button to push. After a minute or so, the man behind her asks, "Ma'am, how much longer will you be at this machine"?
The blonde turned around and said, "Well...duh!...can't you see I'm winning."