Bubba and Earl went to the Georgia Tech football game. The Georgia Tech mascot UGA walked out on the field and began to lick himself where dogs like to lick themselves.
Bubba looked at Earl and said: “Dag gum I wished I could do that”.
Earl said: “Bubba that dog would bite you!”
A Florida fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Georgia football players hitch-hiking and told them to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake.
The Florida fan scrambled to the surface and swam to shore. When he looked back at the lake, the two Georgia football players were still sitting in the bed of the truck, looking frantic.
As the truck began sinking, the Florida fan yelled for the Georgia players to get out, to which they replied, “We’re trying, but we can’t get the dang tailgate open!”