To: Jeff Chandler
Two blondes are walking down a street when one bends down to pick up a compact lying on the sidewalk. She opens it and looks in the tiny mirror and exclaims, “Oh my god, this person looks SO familiar!” Her friend grabs it and looks, and says, “Well, duh, it's me!”
posted on 11/09/2011 11:46:22 PM PST
( Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us. Titus 3:5)
To: boatbums; All
Sadly it’s time to call it a night. Thanks for the jokes and laughs, Freepers. I’m sure I’ll be chuckling tomorrow when I tune in again.
Why did the blonde get fired from the "M&M" factory?
She kept throwing the "W's" away.
posted on 11/10/2011 4:29:30 AM PST
(We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; one box left.)
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