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DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!
self | Nov 12,2011 | swampsniper

Posted on 11/12/2011 6:12:41 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER

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KEYWORDS: chat; support; vanity

1 posted on 11/12/2011 6:12:41 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Don’t make me stop this car!


2 posted on 11/12/2011 6:14:01 AM PST by blam
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To: blam

3 posted on 11/12/2011 6:16:21 AM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

If you don’t settle down, I’m going to rip your
arm off and beat you over the head with it.


4 posted on 11/12/2011 6:19:34 AM PST by wita
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

DON’T MAKE ME CALL YOUR DADDY AT WORK! (yeah... I’ve used that one but it doesn’t work. Daddy is a cream-puff when it comes to his kids)


5 posted on 11/12/2011 6:23:39 AM PST by momtothree
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Go pick out a belt and bring it here!


6 posted on 11/12/2011 6:24:24 AM PST by nixonsnose (Let's see all you lawyers argue your way out of hell.)
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To: nixonsnose
SSssssssssssssssss......

(Sound of Daddy's wide, thick, massive belt sliding out of its belt loops, a.k.a. The End of the World.)

7 posted on 11/12/2011 6:30:56 AM PST by lentulusgracchus (Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

“Don’t start something you can’t stop!”


8 posted on 11/12/2011 6:36:46 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: blam

“You are going to sit right there until you father gets home.”

Mom, then playing “good cop,” lets you free as the door opens. Whew!

What are mom and dad laughing about??? Now I know...

Thanks FR. Will be serving up soon.


9 posted on 11/12/2011 6:45:06 AM PST by OldCountryBoy (You can't make this stuff up!)
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To: blam

Stop your crying or I’ll give you something new to cry about!


10 posted on 11/12/2011 6:45:08 AM PST by Wasichu
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To: OldCountryBoy
I'm going to tell your daddy when he gets home.
(She never did, whew!)
11 posted on 11/12/2011 6:48:07 AM PST by blam
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To: lentulusgracchus

My Dad’s belt was the trendy style with vertical rows of three holes all the way around. I’ll never forget the sound of the air rushing through all those rows of holes. Luckily, I only had to hear it a couple of times... I’m a quick learner! My brothers... not so much apparently. :-)


12 posted on 11/12/2011 6:53:36 AM PST by nodumbblonde ("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Do you want a spanking?

(We never had to use this one. In our case it was already too late.)


13 posted on 11/12/2011 6:54:14 AM PST by super7man
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Keep it up and I’ll make your brother/sister an only child.


14 posted on 11/12/2011 6:55:23 AM PST by nodumbblonde ("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
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To: momtothree
I tried the, "Just wait 'til your fater gets home!". All I got was, "Yippie! When does he get here?"

He is the "play" daddy and I'm the "enforcer" mom. I wished it was the other way around but I care if the dishes are done and the beds are made :)

15 posted on 11/12/2011 6:59:28 AM PST by CAluvdubya (I STAND WITH CAIN)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

Never saw evidence of that.


16 posted on 11/12/2011 6:59:41 AM PST by 11Bush
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To: super7man

In our house, it was The Wooden Spoon. My mom used to carry it in her purse. When my brother and I would start fighting in the back seat of the car, she’d take it out and set it on the dashboard. Things would always quiet down real fast when she did that. She had an extended reach with that thing.


17 posted on 11/12/2011 7:07:08 AM PST by ponygirl
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Get off my lawn.


18 posted on 11/12/2011 7:41:00 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy
My boss's mom used to shout at her kids, "Get in here and take your medicine, boys !!!". Then her voice went nuclear, and she followed that up, "And remember, I HIT FOR DISTANCE !!!!"

She's a nice retired 2nd grade school teacher today. Go Figure!

19 posted on 11/12/2011 7:47:01 AM PST by willgolfforfood
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I’ll put a knot on your head so big you could hide behind it!


20 posted on 11/12/2011 7:50:43 AM PST by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Once I remember this from my youth...

“Daddy, Daddy! Guess what! WE didn’t get a spanking today”!

But then there was still three hours of sunlight to go.


21 posted on 11/12/2011 8:21:23 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: nixonsnose

Go pick out a belt and bring it here!
_____________________________________

My Dad used his belt a few times...

but what I hated was when he would send my older sisters “out back” to “pick out” a “switch” of a wild shrub called “broom”

They enjoyed that too much...


22 posted on 11/12/2011 8:22:53 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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23 posted on 11/12/2011 8:35:47 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Dad: "Your ass won't hold corn shucks", or the more terrifying "I'll beat you till the blood runs down your legs"....
Dad also had a method of getting to the truth...lamp gets broken..three of us in the house...Dad lines us up: "Who broke the lamp?" From us,the customary "Not me"...Dad,"I'll beat all your asses and that way i'll get the right one!" LOL
Mom:"You're gonna get a whippin when your father gets home,you understand me?"
24 posted on 11/12/2011 9:04:53 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: CAluvdubya

I sent my son to his room for something he did wrong. (He was about six at the time). He actually called his Dad at work and said, “Mommy is being mean. Can you talk her out of this... you know how she gets!” I will say that my husband told him he stood by my decision... we got a good laugh about it after our son went to bed. For at least a week... my husband teased me about “you know how she gets”.


25 posted on 11/12/2011 9:05:37 AM PST by momtothree
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To: momtothree

That is soooo funny! That story will go down in your family folklore for sure!


26 posted on 11/12/2011 9:14:58 AM PST by CAluvdubya (I STAND WITH CAIN)
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To: OldCountryBoy
Mom: "You better go to bed!"

4 year old son: "I don't want to go to bed."

Mom: "You dad is going to be home in a couple of minutes so get going!"

Son: "Daddy won't do anything."

(Sound of key unlocking front door)

(Sound of a pair of feet thundering down the hall to the bedroom)

(Sound of mom laughing)

27 posted on 11/12/2011 9:44:34 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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