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Farmer gouged to death by pet hippo Humphrey who was 'like a son to him'
Daily Mail ^ | 11-14-11 | Dan Newling

Posted on 11/16/2011 9:14:53 AM PST by Mikey_1962

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"I have a relationship with the most dangerous animal in Africa." What a jackass.
1 posted on 11/16/2011 9:14:53 AM PST by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

Another not so subtle reminder that an animal is an animal, no matter what Disney tells you.


2 posted on 11/16/2011 9:16:08 AM PST by skeeter
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To: Mikey_1962

Kind of taps the brakes for those kids who “Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.”


3 posted on 11/16/2011 9:16:19 AM PST by dfwgator (I stand with Herman Cain.)
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To: Mikey_1962

he looks so happy, so full of life in those pictures.


4 posted on 11/16/2011 9:16:31 AM PST by MNDude
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To: dfwgator

Not the evil babysitter.

Bwa-haha


5 posted on 11/16/2011 9:17:23 AM PST by Jonty30
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To: windcliff

Hippopingamous


6 posted on 11/16/2011 9:18:11 AM PST by onedoug (lf)
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To: Mikey_1962
We love our hippo, he is a member of our fruticake family....


7 posted on 11/16/2011 9:18:45 AM PST by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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To: Mikey_1962

As they say in showbiz - don’t work with children or animals.


8 posted on 11/16/2011 9:19:45 AM PST by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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To: MNDude

Maybe if he would have named him “Hubert Humphrey” this wouldn’t have happened. the hippo would have been too happy walk over anyone.

sorry, that the dumbest thing I have ever typed on FR.


9 posted on 11/16/2011 9:20:14 AM PST by se_ohio_young_conservative
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To: Mikey_1962

Rename it: Darwin


10 posted on 11/16/2011 9:20:53 AM PST by StAntKnee (I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up from this dream theatre of the absurd.)
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Even crocs avoid adult hippos. That should tell you something.
11 posted on 11/16/2011 9:21:43 AM PST by mojito
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'But I have a relationship with the most dangerous animal in Africa.'

Not anymore.

12 posted on 11/16/2011 9:21:57 AM PST by bgill (The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
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“I have a relationship with the most dangerous animal in Africa.”

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I thought that title was held by the Rhinoceros.


13 posted on 11/16/2011 9:23:33 AM PST by EyeGuy (2012: When the Levee Breaks)
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To: Mikey_1962

Now keeping company with Steve Irwin and Timothy Treadwell.


14 posted on 11/16/2011 9:24:26 AM PST by Molon Labbie ("It's free, swipe your EBT!")
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To: Mikey_1962

It was reported-—after the friend of a woman was mutilated by the woman’s pet gorilla-—that tame young animals mature into viscious dangerous older pets.

They should be placed in a zoo or elsewhere-—not in a home.


15 posted on 11/16/2011 9:25:12 AM PST by Liz
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16 posted on 11/16/2011 9:25:56 AM PST by GraceG
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To: Mikey_1962
"Humphrey: He Takes No Sh*t!"
17 posted on 11/16/2011 9:26:20 AM PST by NativeSon
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To: dfwgator

I suspect this will become a movie shortly.


18 posted on 11/16/2011 9:27:07 AM PST by rod1
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To: Mikey_1962

Never “borrow” your hippo’s rubber duck.


19 posted on 11/16/2011 9:27:54 AM PST by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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To: Mikey_1962

“Like a son...”

Apparently the feeling was not mutual.


20 posted on 11/16/2011 9:29:04 AM PST by Brilliant
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