Skip to comments.What's the first thing Obama thinks every morning? (No, not fundraising)
Posted on 11/16/2011 4:51:58 PM PST by Kaslin
Now that everyone is recovering from the excitement of America Recycles Day, we're recycling President Obama's important proclamation on recycling, which he issues every year on Nov. 15.
The president is in Australia this morning, which is tomorrow down there. We have the full text of this year's proclamation below.
And here, amazingly enough, is the full text of the president's same statement on the same day a year ago, when he had just returned from another Asian trip. (Some really smart writer at LATimes.com thought to publish it back then so we could recycle it here today.)
Some of us don't bother with recycling. Some of us do it when it's easy. Others follow it so faithfully we haul cans and pop bottles back home from a day on the road.
Speaking of plastic, Obama is into all kinds of recycling. Earlier this year JammieWearingFool over here made the astute observation that the Democrat in the White House (and his wife too, it seems) is now also into recycling quotes:
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Cocaine and Larry Sinclair.
Where’s my bitch Reggie Love ?
1. Allahu akbar
2. America sucks
“Why is there a fat Wookie in my bed?”
Look at Drudge!
Well, the first thing I do in the morning is go to the throne room and do some “recycling.”
Nope! He’s thinking.....”Did I really sleep with that?”
“What in the hell is that thing still doing in my bed... shoot me, please somebody, please shoot me.”
Well, that’s what I might say, if I was him.
When Michelle comes to bed drunk, does she scream, “GET OUTA MY BED WHITE BOY”?
Ewwwwwwwwww, Creeeeeeeepy. Barf barf barf.
Well, the first thing I do in the morning is go to the throne room and do some recycling.
I call it “issuing executive orders”.
” How can I fool them today?”
“MOOOOOOOSSSEEE, you hide my damn prayer rug again?”
Where’s the mirror!
(and then) Where’s Larry Sinclair?
To the extent that "fundraising" is figuring out how to raise taxes, yes he thinks about it all the time.
Other than that, he's occupied with how to get around that pesky separation of powers thing so he can just assume full power. And maybe how he can infiltrate the military with enough anti-Americans so he can complete the coup.
Yup, thinks about it morning, noon, and night.
“One day I want to be president.”
“Which social security number will I use today?”
“Where can I get me some good male lovin’?”
“I’m 50 and the husband, why can’t I eat what I want?”
“I hope it doesn’t rain today, I want to get a full 18 holes in.”
The first thought every morning is “a dictatorship would be so much easier, then I could simply shoot those damn Republicans”. Anyone want to bet on this?
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That last one is entitled "Oops."
It sure is with this administration!
Getting the direction to mecca right.
How to outsmart the snooping Secret Service.
I bet Obama brought along his own toilet with a counter Coriolis effect device in it.
Now where did I hide that prayer mat?
How to collapse America?