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Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals, Lawyers Say
Miami New Times ^ | Nov. 29 2011 | Michael Miller

Posted on 11/30/2011 8:43:42 AM PST by george76

Stripteases, sexual favors, booze, porn mags, and fat stacks of cash would be run-of-the-mill in many Miami strip clubs. But at downtown's maximum security Federal Detention Center?

Multiple attorneys interviewed by Riptide say the FDC visitor rooms have been taken over by South American pole dancers posing as paralegals for wealthy drug lords inside. Lawyers hired by the accused narco dons allegedly list the scantily clad women as "legal assistants," and the FDC lets them in. Meanwhile, attorneys who refuse to go along risk losing their clients to lawyers with busty beauties on staff.

"They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez says. "The majority of these young, very attractive women are noncitizens brought in exclusively for the purposes of visiting the FDC. Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant. There is no way of verifying it.

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"Everyone knows about it," says a private investigator who is familiar with the FDC and asked not to be named. "We call them the 'little hoochie mamas'... They are making a mockery out of the prison system here."

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.miaminewtimes.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: dncrico; florida; holderspeople; jail; miami; paralegals; stripper; strippers

1 posted on 11/30/2011 8:43:43 AM PST by george76
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To: george76

Uhh, Ummm...Oh never mind...


2 posted on 11/30/2011 8:46:05 AM PST by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: george76
majority of these young, very attractive women are noncitizens

Just another example of illegal aliens doing the job that American poll dancers just won't do.

3 posted on 11/30/2011 8:46:38 AM PST by Michael.SF. (When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
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To: george76

There must be a rule that covers this kind of story!


4 posted on 11/30/2011 8:48:11 AM PST by jessduntno ("They say the world has become too complex for simple answers... they are wrong." - RR)
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To: Michael.SF.

ROFL


5 posted on 11/30/2011 8:48:53 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: george76

Where is the LIKE button? LOL


6 posted on 11/30/2011 8:49:48 AM PST by Centurion2000 (Watch what people DO, not what they say.)
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To: george76

TTIUWP


7 posted on 11/30/2011 8:50:02 AM PST by Truth29
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To: Michael.SF.
Just another example of illegal aliens doing the job that American poll dancers just won't do.

Now POLE dancers at POLLing places? That's an excellent get-out-the-vote strategy!

8 posted on 11/30/2011 8:50:33 AM PST by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: jessduntno
There must be a rule that covers this kind of story!


9 posted on 11/30/2011 8:51:46 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: george76

“Honesto, jefe, I was just examining her legal briefs.”


10 posted on 11/30/2011 8:54:08 AM PST by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
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To: george76

there is now no other recourse but for the drug lords to hire female lawyers under 30 to service the in prison account.

Mamas don’t let your daughters grow up to be lawyers


11 posted on 11/30/2011 8:57:39 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
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To: jessduntno; george76

Like TTIUWP?


12 posted on 11/30/2011 8:57:45 AM PST by magslinger (Who cares if they are"electable" if they are going to govern like Democrats? -noprogs)
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To: george76

This thread is useless without picture. How are we to determine if the girls are in fact guilty?


13 posted on 11/30/2011 9:00:48 AM PST by jpsb
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Diversity strikes again. The corrupt, failed cultures of Latin America have polluted a corner of America. They have infected much of and South Florida and slices of a number of northern urban areas. Regions—Alabama, Georgia, Arizona—that resist the cultural pollution are vilified by the media and attacked by our own government.


14 posted on 11/30/2011 9:02:13 AM PST by Godwin1
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To: george76

I’m sure they have a very nice pair o’ legals.


15 posted on 11/30/2011 9:04:13 AM PST by dfwgator (I stand with Herman Cain.)
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To: george76

They are non-citizens now.

They are not “undocumented”.

They are not “illegals”.

They are not “aliens”.

They are “non citizens”.

My Labrador Retreiver is a non citizen as well. Screw those slutty chicks!


16 posted on 11/30/2011 9:04:28 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (Liberals vote like clowns walking thru a minefield, oblivious to the consequences.)
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To: george76

Latinas and Philipinas have a whole different take on “morality” than Christian(or what is left of it) America. Watch Univision or Telemundo for awile and you will see what I mean.


17 posted on 11/30/2011 9:06:30 AM PST by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: dragonblustar

Where’d you get the picture of me Ma?


18 posted on 11/30/2011 9:15:11 AM PST by jessduntno ("They say the world has become too complex for simple answers... they are wrong." - RR)
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To: george76

Guess it’s better than a paralegal posing as a stripper ... hehe


19 posted on 11/30/2011 9:21:55 AM PST by Fast Moving Angel (Proud Right-Wing Trash -- stick it, Alec.)
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To: george76
"I find it offensive," says an attorney who asked to remain anonymous."

Oh sure. An attorney who finds something offensive.

20 posted on 11/30/2011 9:22:14 AM PST by Baynative (The penalty for not participating in politics is you will be governed by your inferiors.)
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To: Baynative

Poor lawyers - getting out-whored by whores.


21 posted on 11/30/2011 9:32:55 AM PST by sbMKE
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To: dragonblustar

I was about to say this post was worthless without pictures and then this so close after Halloween!


22 posted on 11/30/2011 10:04:29 AM PST by Portcall24
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To: Baynative

No this is the second thing that we know attorneys find offensive, the other being non-payment of a leagal bill.


23 posted on 11/30/2011 10:27:42 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: jpsb

Conjugal visits by Counsel!!


24 posted on 11/30/2011 11:27:41 AM PST by 2harddrive
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To: US Navy Vet

Latinas and Philipinas have a whole different take on “morality” than Christian(or what is left of it) America. Watch Univision or Telemundo for awile and you will see what I mean.


I don’t think that’s fair. There may be lots of titillating boobies on Latin TV, but that doesn’t make all women of that culture immoral, and more than foreigners making false assumptions about American morality based on Baywatch Dallas, and Three’s Company reruns.

There’s more Christianity being practiced in those regions than in the US.


25 posted on 11/30/2011 12:06:16 PM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Author of BullionBible.com - Makes You a Precious Metal Expert, Guaranteed.)
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To: george76

“Invoking the Privilege” was never so sweet!


26 posted on 11/30/2011 12:17:25 PM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Author of BullionBible.com - Makes You a Precious Metal Expert, Guaranteed.)
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To: george76

I’ve had cute paralegals working for me but it never occurred to me to branch off into this area of law.


27 posted on 11/30/2011 6:31:25 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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