Skip to comments.Saudis fear there will be ‘no more virgins’ and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted
Posted on 12/02/2011 4:54:49 AM PST by SJackson
Don't laugh. That wouldn't be respectful. And you know how the Saudis, and Islamic supremacists in general, are about respect. Remember also, as Pamela Geller reminds us often, that Obama has assured the Islamic world that we will respect Islam -- and also therefore Islamic law. But the best way to gain respect is to be respectable. This one, on the other hand, made me wonder if maybe someone like John Cleese or Eric Idle had gotten a job writing material for the Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta al-Aala, Saudi Arabias highest religious council.
Sharia Alert from the Kingdom of the Two Holy Places: "Saudis fear there will be no more virgins and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted," from the Daily Mail, December 1 (thanks to all who sent this in):
Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in no more virgins, the countrys religious council has warned. A scientific report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.
The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta al-Aala, Saudi Arabias highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.
Their report assessed the possible impact of repealing the ban in Saudi Arabia, the only country in the world where women are not allowed behind the wheel.
It was delivered to all 150 members of the Shura Council, the countrys legislative body.
The report warns that allowing women to drive would provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.
Within ten years of the ban being lifted, the reports authors claim, there would be no more virgins in the Islamic kingdom.
And it pointed out moral decline could already be seen in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.
In the report Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state.
All the women were looking at me, he wrote. One made a gesture that made it clear she was available... this is what happens when women are allowed to drive....
If they are no more virgins, heaven will not be heavenly. And if heaven is no longer heavenly, voila, no more suicide terrorists.
I hope I live long enough to seem them run out of oil.
In the Middle East, women are for breeding and men are for pleasure.
They are all homos.
soooooo much great material here!
Gosh - if only women weren’t so evil this wouldn’t be a problem!
I like this nugget...
“The report warns that allowing women to drive would provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.”
I don’t know about the prostitution, porn, and gay part, but they’re probably right about the divorces ;)
Probably not but you may live long enough to see them burn all their oil with nuclear fire.
I think the Saudi’s, like Jabba the Hutt, have a pretty good handle on the proper way to treat women. /sarc
I thought most Saudis were “gay” given their penchent for little boys..../s =.=
Well, yeah... if you open the cage door, abused pets tend to run away.
I don’t know what their hangup with virgins is.. but I’d MUCH rather have a slutty chick who knows what she’s doing!! (My apologies to any ladies here that might be offended by this.. it is a joke. Please read it that way.)
This is an oldie but goodie from 1991 and captures the essence of the problem. American women in our military were free to roam around and to visit the women's malls. They were venerated by some and hated by others.
The change coming to Saudi Arabia is slow and painful but it is coming. The CEO of the largest company is a woman. A senior officer of Aramco is a woman. Women are able to vote in local elections.
Too late. You needed to put that at the beginning of the headline for it to have any chance to work.
"And God, in his Fury, drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden."
Two-thirds of them are gay already: one third because all the women are kept locked up and one-third because they like boys.
That picture reminds me of a a picture of military women in Israel going to order take-out, both in their uniforms and with their guns.
Slowly, the Muslim mid-east in coming into the 21st century, even if kicking and screaming.
If youd like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
A classic oldie but goodie. :)
Rather Saudi Arabia, coming into the 21st century, even if it needs to do so “kicking and screaming.”
In other words, what they are admitting is the lack of self control they have and projecting that lack of self-control onto others around them.
His remarks are not a condemnation of Muslim women; they’re a condemnation of those men who blame women (and young boys) for tempting them sexually.
When people attempt to make other people responsible for their sins, this “logic” is the result.
For the last time, I wasn’t driving!
The suadis should have been the first enemy taken down in the WOT.
The suadis should have been the first enemy taken down in the WOT.
Seems like people have forgotten that there are surgeons that can artificially restore a womans virginity, enough to fool any Sharia evolved wedding, it was in the news some years ago that one woman did that.
As long as she keeps her mouth shut and her past hidden there will always be virgins.
Well, call them synthetic virgins.
Some day soon I swear a smarter than average space visitor will arrive and will come to decision that Islam will be a terrible mistake for all mankind and he leaves behind some device or nanobot type of plague and cleans the planet of Moslems.
I look at it this way. Currently, by their calendar, it’s the year 1433.
Where was European culture in 1433 A.D.? Not too terribly “enlightened”, I’d hazard to say.
So, only another 600 years, and they’ll be up to snuff. Still 600 years behind the times, but tolerable.
Seriously, the entire Islamic world really needs an Age of Enlightenment, a Renaissance, and an Age of Reason. If I were running the ME, I’d be endlessly promoting the relative handful of folks currently espsousing such ideas, and telling the more fanatical traditionalists (Salafists, Qutubists, etc.)to STFU. That’s how I’d be spending my oil revenues if I were King.
Let me get this right... Driving a car will turn females into lesbians..... That explains why when I lend my car to my girl friend.... The stick shift knob smells like tuna.....( rim shot!)
This should not have been read at the same time as drinking coffee.
And don’t forget about David’s Triumph being heard throughout the land and Joseph serving in Pharaoh’s courts.
Oh there will still be plenty of virgins:
The really ugly, and the really young.
Happened in the US!
I don’t CAIR.
I think in response to your question, did not the “Renaissance” had gotten started in what is now “Italy” by that time though? I was told it began in 1350.
So, only another 600 years, and theyll be up to snuff. Still 600 years behind the times, but tolerable.
They'll finally catch up in 20874.
Well, if the Saudis are basing their premise by observing San Fransicko, maybe they have a point........./s
Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in no more virgins, the countrys religious council has warned.
Just one more reason why Muslims are seen as backward and unrealistic.
What a bunch of 7th century retards.
It would allow the women to drive to an airport or the border and escape bondage in Saudi Arabia.
If they’re worried about driving turning the women gay, just don’t let them buy Subarus.
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