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How brainy Frank got Barney-mandered
Redistricting diss took pompous rep by surprise
By Howie Carr | Sunday, December 4, 2011 | http://www.bostonherald.com | Columnists
Photo by Kelvin Ma
Barney Frank has always been the smartest guy in the room just ask him.
As for Eddie Markey, well, lets just say that he isnt even if the room is a broom closet and the only other thing in it is a mop.
So heres the irony: Barney Frank, so arrogant, so full of himself, so intoxicated by decades of fawning media coverage, just assumed that he would be taken care of in redistricting by the peons in the Legislature.
Meanwhile, Fast Eddie was sucking up to these same below-average solons. Markey may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but he was smart enough to remember Tip ONeills old adage about how you have to ask for every vote.
Maybe Barney went to sleep for another reason. Back in 1976, Eddie and Barney were both state reps and Markey was running for Congress in a multi-candidate field. He had one advantage: Then-House Speaker Tommy McGee had gotten angry at him and thrown him out of his office. Markeys desk was out in a dark State House hallway.
A perfect visual for a TV spot, but somebody had to come up with some catchy copy. And it was Barney who helped out his friend: They can tell Ed Markey where to sit, but they cant tell him where to stand.
Perhaps Barney thought Eddie still owed him for that one, 35 years later. But in redistricting, its every man for himself.
Barney got caught flat-flooted. He didnt wake up until the sky was dark with chickens coming to roost. To quote Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.
They didnt do me any favors, Barney said. But why would they?
He hadnt cultivated any of the newer reps; he probably still only knew a handful. The other congressman who got his way at Barneys expense was Steve Lynch of South Boston and theres another ironic twist for you.
For years Southies Senate President Billy Bulger unsuccessfully tried to wreck Barneys career, in both legislative and congressional redistricting. But now, all these years later, Steve Lynch, the guy who ended the Bulger dynasty in Southie, now takes care of his old foes final unfinished piece of business.
At the end, Barney realized he was in a jam and begged for all of Fall River. But that would have required some shifts on the Irish Riviera. Lynch, backed by his own surrogate, Rep. Mike Moran of Brighton, refused to give up any of the South Shore. He had fashioned the perfect district for himself, shorn of minorities and heretics (Needham) and what did he owe Barney?
Barneys never been one to suffer fools gladly. Again, just ask him. But that can be a real problem if youre trying to get something out of the fool-heavy Mass. Legislature. Barney, though, figured he was holding two aces: Sen. Stan Rosenberg, the gay Senate chairman of redistricting, and The Boston Globe, so simpatico in ever so many ways.
Problem was, Rosenberg was sick and the Globe is a mere shadow of its former self, unable to take out anybody except the occasional sitting duck like Tim Murray.
Barneys last-minute decision reportedly infuriated another member of the delegation Rep. John Olver. He was basically pushed to the curb, then three weeks later Barney changed his mind and decided not to run. Olver wanted another term and now he wont get it.
Olvers office didnt return calls, but he was probably finished no matter what Barney did. His district already extended east to suburban Lowell and he wasnt getting any more of Niki Tsongas territory. Niki had Senate President Terry Murray protecting her back. They are women, hear them roar.
And now were left with perhaps one of the Kennedy twins. Heres how you can tell Joe apart from the other one he has red hair, and hes not the one his father set on fire with a botched fireworks display a few years back on the Cape.
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Sean Bielat is considering a run at Barney’s seat again.
But he’s living in Pennsylvania right now, and has two kids under 2 years of age.
We need somebody (anybody) to run against our sorry Congressional delegation. I’m tired of hiding the fact that I’m from Massachusetts.
I’ve been listening to Howie’s radio show since the Jerry Williams days, but he is starting to be unbearable. He sounds like a Mittbot.