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'Islamic smart phone' launched
The Telegraph ^ | 12-5-11 | Dean Nelson

Posted on 12/05/2011 7:44:05 PM PST by dynachrome

An Indian company has launched an 'Islamic smart phone', featuring a full copy of the Koran, a GPS application which points to Mecca and a calculator for Zakaat charitable donations.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: india; islam; muzzies; smartphone
Does it include an app to the nearest goat farm?
1 posted on 12/05/2011 7:44:10 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Does it blow up?


2 posted on 12/05/2011 7:45:08 PM PST by 5thGenTexan
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To: dynachrome

Is it preloaded with kiddie porn?


3 posted on 12/05/2011 7:46:45 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dynachrome

With convenient conversion factors for equivalents of TNT.


4 posted on 12/05/2011 7:47:46 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: dynachrome
It's actually two dixie cups connected by a very long string.
5 posted on 12/05/2011 7:48:12 PM PST by Mr. Fabtastic (Cain is rapidly gaining on Fred Gwynne as my favorite Herman.)
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To: Mr. Fabtastic

Good one!


6 posted on 12/05/2011 7:49:05 PM PST by Pining_4_TX ( The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else. ~)
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To: dynachrome

Several ring tones available....

Answer the phone or I’ll kill you!!!

Phone, what is a phone???


7 posted on 12/05/2011 7:49:54 PM PST by Patrick1 (" Let's all pray Kim Kardashian's divorce won't have an impact on her craft.")
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To: 5thGenTexan

Can we hack it to switch the Mecca pointer 180 degrees. Hotels in the Middle East have little arrows on the night stand. With some work you can peel them up and reapply them. Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring such enjoyment.


8 posted on 12/05/2011 7:51:09 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: dynachrome
Don't mind me. This is a self ping. I'm just here for the comments.

And I know they will be good.

/johnny

9 posted on 12/05/2011 7:51:33 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: dynachrome

Does the GPS indicate the nearest IED?


10 posted on 12/05/2011 7:51:53 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: dynachrome

Does it slice and dice infidel heads? Can it be used by women?


11 posted on 12/05/2011 7:52:34 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: dynachrome

If it’s a really smart phone, it won’t drive or leave the house unescorted.


12 posted on 12/05/2011 7:53:16 PM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: dynachrome

If it drops an important call, you must honor kill it.


13 posted on 12/05/2011 7:54:27 PM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: USNBandit
Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring such enjoyment.

True.

Hand salute and a (one each) free beer if you are ever near where the west begins.

/johnny

14 posted on 12/05/2011 7:54:38 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Thanks. I’ve been waiting to use that joke since ‘72.


15 posted on 12/05/2011 7:57:09 PM PST by Mr. Fabtastic (Cain is rapidly gaining on Fred Gwynne as my favorite Herman.)
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To: edpc

LOL!!!


16 posted on 12/05/2011 7:57:38 PM PST by bobby.223
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To: edpc

“drops an important call, you must honor kill it.”

Only female callers


17 posted on 12/05/2011 7:58:00 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: USNBandit

“peel them up and reapply them”

small magnets.

;)


18 posted on 12/05/2011 7:59:45 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Don’t ever, ever push the wittle wed button.

Thanks dynachrome.


19 posted on 12/05/2011 8:00:42 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: dynachrome

...and if you press the red button...


20 posted on 12/05/2011 8:01:04 PM PST by mnehring
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To: SunkenCiv

Somehow,I knew this might attract the jesters on FR.

;)


21 posted on 12/05/2011 8:06:09 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: dynachrome

Imagine how big a target this “smart” phone will be for hackers. Somebody will likely, sooner or later, hack the phone to get Muslims pointing in the wrong direction when praying or when doing their 1s and 2s. There will be another hack to change many passages on their on-board Koran to quotes from the real bible.


22 posted on 12/05/2011 8:13:49 PM PST by adorno (<)
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To: dynachrome

Default ring tone is Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens.


23 posted on 12/05/2011 8:16:30 PM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: mnehring

...and if you press the red button...


The infidel gets his head chopped off or the lady gets a good stoning?


24 posted on 12/05/2011 8:26:52 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: dynachrome

Cool, the CIA and Mossad can narrow the phones they need to monitor - and trigger.


25 posted on 12/05/2011 8:47:11 PM PST by DB
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To: DB
An Indian company has launched an 'Islamic smart phone',

That ain't nothing, the muslims invented the first condoms out of goat gut, but the Chinese improved them years later by removing the gut from the goat.

26 posted on 12/05/2011 8:54:49 PM PST by umgud
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To: dynachrome

It does include a “Virtual Left Hand” app that muslims can use to simulate wiping of their nether regions.


27 posted on 12/05/2011 9:03:18 PM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
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To: dynachrome

Does it have a Mecca compass built inside?

Will it point me to the closest seller of Mecca Cola?


28 posted on 12/05/2011 9:04:25 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: dynachrome

Does it wipe one’s a$$ left-handed or right-handed?


29 posted on 12/05/2011 9:04:56 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: dynachrome

Does it have a built-in shaver so you can do your ritual body shave before going out to do a jihad?


30 posted on 12/05/2011 9:06:17 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: dynachrome

Some Mossad agents need to infiltrate this factory. Re-equip the phones. Then distribute as normal.

On a special signal, all the phones activate their new programming. The next time they get an incoming call, the phone starts to play the first five measures of “Hatikva”, and then activate the new feature they didn’t mention in the sales brochure...the 3 or 4 ounces of SEMTEX embedded in every phone.

BOOM!

Talk about the next ‘killer app’.


31 posted on 12/05/2011 9:06:21 PM PST by hoagy62 (The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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To: umgud
That ain't nothing, the muslims invented the first condoms out of goat gut, but the Chinese improved them years later by removing the gut from the goat.

INSERT: Drum roll and rim shot!


32 posted on 12/05/2011 9:10:01 PM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
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To: dynachrome

Does it shut off during prayer times?


33 posted on 12/06/2011 2:41:44 AM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: dynachrome

is the network time display 300 years off?


34 posted on 12/06/2011 5:30:33 AM PST by BlazingArizona
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To: adorno
“Somebody will likely, sooner or later, hack the phone to get Muslims pointing in the wrong direction when praying “

Get the phone to point them to a hog confinement farm in the US Mid West.

35 posted on 12/06/2011 5:41:02 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: BlazingArizona
is the network time display 300 years off?

You mean 1401 years off? 2011 (now)-610 (when Muhammad got his revelation) = 1401.
36 posted on 12/06/2011 5:47:05 AM PST by aruanan
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To: mnehring

37 posted on 12/06/2011 5:59:27 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: dynachrome

When using this new phone, if the user can’t hejira what the caller is saying, he’ll wish he hadith finger on the volume control.


38 posted on 12/06/2011 3:09:58 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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