Where Have Our Cojones Gone?

Townhall.com ^ | December 7, 2011 | Ben Shapiro

[baddog 219]

50 Years ago, an American father would never let a stranger fondle their wives and children like the TSA does now. That person would be picking up his teeth and running home to mommy. Now they just stand there and let it happen. Where have all the real men gone?

[Tax-chick]

One bonus point for correctly saying “cojones,” testicles, rather than “cajones,” dresser-drawers.

Five points off for having to discuss testicles in the first place. I am so tired of males and their genital obsession.

[who knows what evil?]

Where have all the real men gone?

Dead, I guess...we never hear from them anymore...

[Enterprise]

(Apologies to "Where Have All the Flowers Gone")

Where have our cojones gone
Long time passing
Where have our cojones gone
Long time ago
Where have our cojones gone
Hillary's lockbox, every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

[Walrus]

“I am so tired of males and their genital obsession.”

That’s the way we’re made, Tax-chick.

[Anima Mundi]

I think they were drowned in a vat of estrogen. I see them psychologically bullied by women all the time.

[GonzoGOP]

My dad taught me that a bully will always prey on those that will NOT defend themselves. If I wasn’t willing to stand and deliver I deserved to be bullied.

I have always joked that everything I ever needed to learn about international politics I learned on the grade school playground. The weak get picked on. The stupid start fights with the weak to try and prove they are important. The smart and strong never have to fight unless they want to, because they are important. Teachers don't care because talking to the bully's parents is pointless. Finally nobody screws with the crazy kid who might pick up a brick and bash the bully's brains out when he turned his back. Being short, not terribly strong, being from the wrong side of the tracks, and having coke bottle glasses, I soon learned that the best way to keep my lunch money was to be able to convincingly fake crazy.

[Enterprise]

I had a conversation with one of my sons that other fathers have had. When he was in elementary school he asked me if he would get in trouble for fighting in school. I told yes, he would get in trouble, and I didn’t want him fighting in school. Then I told him “But understand this, don’t you EVER stand there and let someone slap you around. You DEFEND yourself!” I asked him if he understood what I meant and he said he did. Over the years, he didn’t have problems with bullies.

[Dead Corpse]

I’m ok with this solution. These people are KILLING us.

[tillacum]

We had trouble with a bully but he picked on the girls. He’d pull out braids, pull the ribbon ties on our dresses, even pull them off our dresses. We were in constant trouble for our dresses having to be repaired. My uncle took me to the garage and showed me how to make a fist. “Keep the thumb along the top of the bottom knuckles. “Stab” forward with the elbow level with the shoulder and forward with a swift and stright, strong arm”
We rode the same bus to school, he was behind me when he pulled the ribbon bow on the back of my dress and tore off one side. I was on the first step getting on the bus. I turned, fist in place and straight armed the kid. I broke his a front tooth. My folks got a call from the mother. I was still in my dress when the call came in and we went to the boys home. His mother saw what he’d done to my dress and discovered he’d done this more than once and to other girls too.

[NRA1995]

I am so tired of males and their genital obsession.

You should have a talk with my lady. She works night shift at the US Capitol and says that all the ladies on staff seem to be able to talk about is their "girls."

[444Flyer]

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvijyBIgazE

[reefdiver]

Why do people say
“Grow some balls”
Balls are weak & sensitive
If you really wanna get tough,
grow a vagina,
Those things take
a pounding!

Betty White

[tillacum]

We had trouble with a bully but he picked on the girls. He’d pull out braids, pull the ribbon ties on our dresses, even pull them off our dresses. We were in constant trouble for our dresses having to be repaired. My uncle took me to the garage and showed me how to make a fist. “Keep the thumb along the top of the bottom knuckles. “Stab” forward with the elbow level with the shoulder and forward with a swift and stright, strong arm”
We rode the same bus to school, he was behind me when he pulled the ribbon bow on the back of my dress and tore off one side. I was on the first step getting on the bus. I turned, fist in place and straight armed the kid. I broke a front tooth. (still wear the scar on my middle knuckle) My folks got a call from the mother. I was still in my dress when the call came in and we went to the boys home. His mother saw what he’d done to my dress and discovered he’d done this more than once and to other girls too. He quit messing with us.

[Jack Hammer]

Let’s face it - the world has gone plain nuts.

Sane values have been stood on their head, to be replaced with idiocy, insanity, or simply nothing at all.

How much longer can this go on without leading to disaster...?

[blueunicorn6]

Barney Frank is introducing a new bill. It’s called THE LEFT’S KNOW A CHILD’S BEHIND ACT.

[Tax-chick]

On further reflection, I think the real problem is the disastrous state of our education system and the subsequent impoverishment of our public and private dialogue. The classical writers and the Founding Fathers had an unabridged dictionary’s worth of vocabulary to discuss the topic of manliness. They did not need to dwell upon their testicles.

And as a side note, doesn’t it indicate a lack of even the most basic manly fortitude for writers to use a foreign language (usually incorrectly, too) instead of English terms for their genitalia? Have the courage of your cojones, machitos!

[Enterprise]

Outstanding! (He’s probably a Democrat politician now)

[verity]

"But in Boston, Mark was charged with sexual assault."

Inaccurate. The school has launched an investigation....there are no criminal charges.

[Rooivalk]

I think they were drowned in a vat of estrogen. I see them psychologically bullied by women all the time.

Hear hear!. Men in this society have allowed women to call the shots for too long. I mean just look at the clothing....skinny jeans? Have you ever seen a more ridiculous pair of pants on a male? And young men proudly prance around in them like they were the best thing since sliced bread. Fail.