Skip to comments.‘Gayest Superbowl halftime show ever’?
Posted on 12/10/2011 10:32:59 AM PST by NYer
The gay and lesbian news outlet Xtra is predicting that the 2012 Superbowl halftime show will go down in history as the gayest Superbowl halftime show ever.
The NFL announced on Sunday that the shows feature performance by Madonna will be imagined by Cirque du Soleil under the direction of Jamie King. The show is the most-watched musical event of the year with more than 162 million U.S. viewers tuning in last year.
While the content of the show will be kept under close wraps till its game-day unveiling, and whether or not Xtra!‘s somewhat tongue-in-cheek predictions ultimately prove true, parents watching the show with their children should be forewarned about what the duo is capable of producing.
Madonnas music and stage presence is synonymous with sexual provocation. The 53 year old superstar has also mocked Christian signs and symbols including Christs crucifixion. Her music, lifestyle, and role-modelling is contrary to traditional family values.
Cirque du Soleil is famous for stunning acrobatics and for pushing the human bodys physical capacities to the extreme. But the circus also has a lesser known sexual side-act. Cirque du Soleils Zumanity is a seductive twist on reality which makes the provocative something playful, and the forbidden something electrifying. The pornographic production performed in New York and Las Vegas informs those who are 18 and over to leave all inhibitions at the door so as to enter into a sexy thrill ride full of sensational acrobatics and naughty fun.
Zumanity includes homosexual tangos, nude sadomasochist bondage routines, and a smorgasbord of sexual positions by the entire cast where they touch, stroke, moan and embrace until the tension builds to an orgasmic conclusion.
Welcome out of the closet, Superbowl halftime show, wrote Rob Salerno in Canadas Gay and Lesbian news outlet Xtra!.
During the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, Justin Timberlake infamously ripped off part of Janet Jackson’s costume, exposing her right breast which was adorned with a nipple shield. The so called “wardrobe malfunction” took place during the closing lyrics of Rock Your Body, just at the moment of Timberlakes final words Im gonna have you naked by the end of this song.
The game will take place at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis on February 5th, 2012.
The Super Bowl is still a family event. I doubt they will go that far ... but, “heads up”, just in case.
Is she bringing the German Shepherd?
Another Super Bowl halftime show that I won’t be watching.
Bestiality: recently legalized, now featured at the Superbowl halftime extravaganza!
We’re told to stay away from — even despise — worldly things. The Superbowl and its depraved halftime “show” would be a good start.
I won’t be watching . . . again
Especially with that slut as the ‘start”
She will probably take a dump on the 50 yard line, while haveing intercourse with a horse and snake. I mean really, whats left for her?
Please, let there be no wardrobe malfunctions.
I won’t be watching either.
LOL . . . probably not even those
Well on the bright side, us guys will have the entire halftime to take over the kitchen to grab sandwiches, refill our beers and talk about the first half without having to worry about missing anything, while the women and gay men of the family crowd around the television set.
Madonna? Thats like the old-timers game for lingerie football.
My team will not be in this years’ SB so I won’t be watching it. I wouldn’t watch the halftime show anyway. It’s been a few years since they had someone worthy of my time to watch.
This year they are going to trot out this dried up old skank to cavort about on stage?
Not much of an opinion of women you've got there.
We stopped watching football regularly when the players started making tens of millions, as they drive their Mercedes and Ferrari’s, to and from jail and prison.
After a while, it’s just becomes a joke.
Yikes.....Madonna and lingerie football didn’t need that visual! LOL!
Strange article, Cirque has many travelling shows, but mostly shows aimed towards children’s entertainment, most of their ticket sales come from family ticket purchases.
Madonna has kids, has written kids books, why won’t this show just be a really mundane Italian-American mother’s schlock sing-along dance show?
Hopefully the teams won’t be wearing their pink cleats, mouthpieces and jock straps.
It was said the Academy Awards was the gay Superbowl but I guess like most of popular culture these days it is now the default position for anything. No need to add the homosexual descriptive anymore.
Madonna...a 53 year old “superstar???”
Me no thinks so.
No matter what Madonna does, it still won’t be as gay as “Twilight”.
Same here!!! I used to watch sports and lived in Cincinnati during the “Big Red Machine” era and met a lot of them...but strikes...big money...non mentors to the kids have turned me off....haven’t watched football, baseball in years...and to be honest...I haven’t missed it!
Is this the year when pass receivers start wearing external airbag uniforms that inflate when they are tackled?
I stopped watching the SB after the Janet Jackson incident.
Won’t be back.
During most of the Super Bowl’s first decade, the halftime show featured a college marching band.
The show’s second decade featured a more varied show, with Up with People producing and starring in four of the performances.
The middle of the third decade saw the introduction of popular music acts such as New Kids on the Block, Gloria Estefan, Michael Jackson, Prince, Clint Black, Patti LaBelle, and Tony Bennett.
Starting with Super Bowl XXXII, commercial sponsors presented the half-time show;
within five years, the tradition of having a themebegun with Super Bowl IIIended, replaced by major music productions by arena rock bands and other high-profile acts.
In each of the years since the 2004 halftime show controversy, many of the halftime shows have consisted of a performance by one artist or group.
I saw maybe the first 5 Superbowls. Got tired of the NFL players.
The puppy bowl is fun. My husband discovered it, and now we watch it every year at halftime. :)
Not the topic. Nobody asked. But, am I the only one who thought the Rolling Stones halftime show was the best one ever? People made fun of them because they looked old. So? They were out of control! I loved it.
So they can Hank Williams Jr, for comparing Obama to Hitler, but they allow Madonna, who had a video that showed John McCain in a montage with Hitler, Mugabe and other bad guys, and then showed Obama in a montage with Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King, and other “good” guys.
All that money and she’s still sporting a Dave Letterman grin?
Better than Madonna.
I love the SB, even when I don’t have a dog in the fight, but I have yet to watch one minute of any half-time show, except by accident.
It’s great. :)
Half-Time Show Theme, 2011:
“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs”
(”Weird Al” Yankovic)
Only in America could ‘TrashDonna’ with limited talents but self-promoted sexploitations thrive and make multiple million$ doing it. American modern culture is in the ‘Toilet Bowl’ instead.
Do they still play the super bowl? I thought they stopped it a few years ago.
Up With People will always be the gayest halftime show ever.
Please! It hasn't be a "family event" for decades. Madonna just seals this incontrovertible fact.
Bring back marching bands.
“The show is the most-watched musical event of the year with more than 162 million U.S. viewers tuning in last year.”
And after all this controversy with Madonna playing the halftime show, I bet there will only be a couple hundred thousand people who watch the Super Bowl.
That’s right, a reduction in viewership from 162,000,000 to to 200,000 all because of this great Anti-Madonna wave that is sweeping America!
Let’s all just turn off the halftime show.
Heh, heh, Madonna doesn’t floss, she hawsers!
Because it's Madonna doing it and not a "mundane" or typical Italian American mother?