The Sunday Offbeat: Man's worst nightmare becomes reality for home invasion suspect(MI)

The Flint Journal ^ | 10 December, 2011 | Khalil AlHajal

[marktwain]

One of any man’s worst nightmares became reality for a home invasion suspect in Flint last month.

The 28-year-old Flint man was trying to force his way into a home after banging on the door and falsely identifying himself as police when he was shot by the homeowner, who told police the suspect was reaching into his pocket for what he thought was a gun.

The bullet went through the suspect’s hip and into his most private of parts.

When officers arrived and asked the injured suspect what happened, he replied “Figure it out yourself,” according to police reports.

“To add insult to injury, we charged him with first-degree home invasion, a 20-year felony,” said Genesee County Prosecutor David Leyton. He added the man had a prior home invasion conviction.

It’s hard to imagine the suspect ever breaking and entering again.

“If taking a bullet down there doesn’t stop you, I don’t know what’s going to,” Leyton said.

[Ditter]

It was in his cowboy days, he wore a hat and I don’t remember the gun.

[Clay Moore]

This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
...
(^;

[Slings and Arrows]

He thinks it wonged him.

[Ditter]

LOL! I know where you are going with that, I have heard the next part. :D

[PLMerite]

“Do they shoot cats too or just dogs?”

The cat’s probably the Confidential Informant.

[editor-surveyor]

>> “Will he still be able to do the peepee dance?” <<

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Through a tube, into a bag taped to his leg...

[editor-surveyor]

>> “Do they shoot cats too or just dogs?” <<

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How big is your cat?

[GOPJ]

Would you say it “winged” him or “wanged” him?

De-wanged. Definitely dewanged the perp..

[martin_fierro]

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[TigersEye]

“If taking a bullet down there doesn’t stop you, I don’t know what’s going to,” Leyton said.

Now there's a cop with a sense of humor, I don't care who you are.

[Melas]

So the county prosecuter considers charging someone with a crime an "insult?" By extension, the law is an insult? Dude should be fired.

Are you an idiot? Adding insult to injury is a common idiom that in this case means the perps problems were compounded. Nothing more to read into it.

[Moltke]

Sarcasm. Look it up in a dictionary before you call other people idiots.

[mitch5501]

LOL!...perfect

[ezo4]

Hi

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