Skip to comments.The Sunday Offbeat: Man's worst nightmare becomes reality for home invasion suspect(MI)
Posted on 12/11/2011 7:12:56 AM PST by marktwain
One of any mans worst nightmares became reality for a home invasion suspect in Flint last month.
The 28-year-old Flint man was trying to force his way into a home after banging on the door and falsely identifying himself as police when he was shot by the homeowner, who told police the suspect was reaching into his pocket for what he thought was a gun.
The bullet went through the suspects hip and into his most private of parts.
When officers arrived and asked the injured suspect what happened, he replied Figure it out yourself, according to police reports.
To add insult to injury, we charged him with first-degree home invasion, a 20-year felony, said Genesee County Prosecutor David Leyton. He added the man had a prior home invasion conviction.
Its hard to imagine the suspect ever breaking and entering again.
If taking a bullet down there doesnt stop you, I dont know whats going to, Leyton said.
(Excerpt) Read more at mlive.com ...
It was in his cowboy days, he wore a hat and I don’t remember the gun.
This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
He thinks it wonged him.
LOL! I know where you are going with that, I have heard the next part. :D
“Do they shoot cats too or just dogs?”
The cat’s probably the Confidential Informant.
>> “Will he still be able to do the peepee dance?” <<
Through a tube, into a bag taped to his leg...
>> “Do they shoot cats too or just dogs?” <<
How big is your cat?
De-wanged. Definitely dewanged the perp..
Now there's a cop with a sense of humor, I don't care who you are.
Are you an idiot? Adding insult to injury is a common idiom that in this case means the perps problems were compounded. Nothing more to read into it.
Sarcasm. Look it up in a dictionary before you call other people idiots.
Can I be on the mangled privates ping list - please
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