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Phallic Fatwa Bans Certain Foods For Muslim Women
1010 WINS ^
| December 11, 2011
Posted on 12/12/2011 7:50:01 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
NEW YORK (1010 WINS) – A phallic fatwa is making the rounds on the internet. The religious decree bans Muslim women from handling bananas or cucumbers because their phallic shape may lead to thoughts of sex. The directive first appeared in the Muslim publication el-Senousa, according to FOX News.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: fatwa; food; islam; muslims; phallic; women
N.O.W. = National Organization of Weirdoes.
To: ConservativeStatement
Then the women better not look at the dickheads who practice this medieval made-up “religion”.
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:51:47 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: ConservativeStatement
They’d better be issuing a fatwa on goats, because that will lead to male Mohammadan thoughts of sex.
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:53:39 AM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(If Newt Gingrich is a Reliable Conservative, Joe Biden is a member of MENSA)
To: ConservativeStatement
Clearly, radishes must be considered "Haram"
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:53:39 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: ConservativeStatement
I bet there’s no problem with letting women use mops and brooms...or dynamite sticks
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:53:41 AM PST
by
stuartcr
("Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.")
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:54:32 AM PST
by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
To: PGR88
Well... that image just made Barney Frank’s nipples explode.
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:54:45 AM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(If Newt Gingrich is a Reliable Conservative, Joe Biden is a member of MENSA)
To: ConservativeStatement
By this logic they will have to tear down all minarets as well...
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posted on
12/12/2011 7:56:07 AM PST
by
Liberty1970
(Skepticism and Close-mindedness are two very different things.)
To: Tex-Con-Man
“Vegetables can be really sensuous, don’t you think?”
“No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”
To: ConservativeStatement
“Still want to show me your cucumber?”
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posted on
12/12/2011 8:04:40 AM PST
by
wbill
To: ConservativeStatement
“Vegetables can be really sensuous, don’t you think?” “No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”
Some people are sensuous. My wife is sensuous, as in, "Honey, sensuous up, can you get me another beer."
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posted on
12/12/2011 8:10:05 AM PST
by
ConservativeInPA
(Maxine, I'll see you there. I'm not changing my ways.)
To: ConservativeStatement
The religious decree bans Muslim women from handling bananas or cucumbers because their phallic shape may lead to thoughts of sex.That's just silly. Women can handle actual phalluses without any thoughts about sex...
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posted on
12/12/2011 8:21:20 AM PST
by
Onelifetogive
(I tweet, too... @Onelifetogive)
To: ConservativeStatement
Delusions of grandeur...
Muslim men? The women should be banned from holding pencils.
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posted on
12/12/2011 8:51:02 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, Than a fatted calf with hatred - Proverbs 15)
To: Onelifetogive
That's just silly. Women can handle actual phalluses without any thoughts about sex...ROFL!!! Post of the morning!!
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posted on
12/12/2011 8:51:32 AM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(A land of hyper-legalisms is not the same as a land of law. --Mark Steyn)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Keep ‘em out of trains, buses, airplanes and skyscrapers as well. This fatwa might actually make some sense;)
To: ConservativeStatement
Something to watch for: if a religious preacher focuses on a particular vice and that becomes the dominant issue in his material, he’s likely struggling with that himself.
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posted on
12/12/2011 9:00:18 AM PST
by
lurk
To: GOPJ
Muslim men? The women should be banned from holding pencils.
I was thinking thumbtacks.
And what about shag carpet?
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posted on
12/12/2011 9:09:01 AM PST
by
crosshairs
(Liberalism is to truth, what east is to west.)
To: ConservativeStatement
The directive first appeared in the Muslim publication el-Senousa Site needs a name change -- too close to "Sensuousa"...
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posted on
12/12/2011 9:47:26 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Phaltwa)
To: lurk
If I were a religious teacher I would be railing against men eating clams and tacos.
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posted on
12/12/2011 12:21:23 PM PST
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: ConservativeStatement
My wife’s responce: “from my cold dead hands”.........
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posted on
12/12/2011 8:58:53 PM PST
by
Gator113
(~Just livin' life, my way~.. Newt/Palin-West-2012."got a lot swirling around in my head.")
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