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Planned Parenthood encourages ‘young children’ to masturbate
Life Site News ^ | 12/14/2011 | John-Henry Weston

Posted on 12/14/2011 6:40:25 AM PST by IbJensen

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Planned Parenthood is an evil association of wankers.

Apparently is okay to masturbate anywhere the wanker wishes: the classroom, playground, on the street.

Evil!

1 posted on 12/14/2011 6:40:31 AM PST by IbJensen
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To: IbJensen

Loni Anderson encouraged me to masturbate.


2 posted on 12/14/2011 6:43:40 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: IbJensen

People, who cannot control their impulses, are relatively easy to control compared with the rest of the population.


3 posted on 12/14/2011 6:44:23 AM PST by Jonty30 (If a person won't learn under the best of times, then he must learn under the worst of times.)
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To: cripplecreek

Farrah did it for me!

4 posted on 12/14/2011 6:48:25 AM PST by massmike (Massachusetts:Stopped hanging witches;started electing Kennedys.Coincidence?)
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To: IbJensen
They are just encouraging everyone to be a true Yankee. In case you don't know what a yankee is......

It's a quickie that only involves yourself.

5 posted on 12/14/2011 6:53:36 AM PST by Go Gordon (President Poverty - President Downgrade - President Food Stamp - B. H. Obama)
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To: IbJensen
Breaking News? Really?
I'm thinking more like, "Extended" News.
6 posted on 12/14/2011 6:53:54 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: cripplecreek
Loni Anderson encouraged me to masturbate.

Winner of the Keyboard Destroying Post of the Day for Decmber 14

7 posted on 12/14/2011 6:55:03 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: IbJensen

Not to be a stick in the mud, and I agree PP is evil incarnate..but..

“Kinsey apparently died from trauma associated with his masturbation (‘orchitis’)”

Orchitis is an infection in the testes that is generally contracted through unsafe sex practices. Not masturbation.

Other than that, I agree with the rest of the article.


8 posted on 12/14/2011 6:56:21 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Bigh4u2

oops!

I should have said ‘contracted through sexually transmitted diseases’... although ‘unsafe sex’ usually how you get it.


9 posted on 12/14/2011 6:57:20 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Bigh4u2

Perhaps Kinsey’s hand was as diseased as his mind.


10 posted on 12/14/2011 6:58:23 AM PST by IbJensen (Demint for President, Paul for Treasury Secretary, Apaio For AG)
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To: Jonty30

Exactly.


11 posted on 12/14/2011 7:03:58 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Go Gordon

Not ‘yankees’; ‘wankers.’

They live for self-pleasure and don’t give a damn about anyone else. This practice affects an important part of one’s brain and directs the masterbater to seek internet porn and, in many cases, leads the pleasure seeker to hard-core pornography and homosexuality.

What this already diseased society needs is an OK to descend into more sinful behavior that directs the nation’s youth into depravity.


12 posted on 12/14/2011 7:04:21 AM PST by IbJensen (Demint for President, Paul for Treasury Secretary, Apaio For AG)
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To: IbJensen

PP encourages kids to masterbate for the same reason McDonalds encourages them to eat hamburger.


13 posted on 12/14/2011 7:06:48 AM PST by circlecity
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To: IbJensen

Planned Parenthood = Jerry Sandusky enablers.


14 posted on 12/14/2011 7:06:52 AM PST by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
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To: IbJensen

As Ron White would say” Grandma ya got $20?”


15 posted on 12/14/2011 7:09:25 AM PST by eastforker (I'll pick Rick but I still root for Newt.)
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To: cripplecreek
Bea Aurthur did it for me...

16 posted on 12/14/2011 7:13:54 AM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: TSgt

Damn, I’m sorry.

Would you like a prayer thread?

LOL


17 posted on 12/14/2011 7:15:21 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: IbJensen

Isn’t this why Algore invented the internet?


18 posted on 12/14/2011 7:16:25 AM PST by N. Theknow (Obama - 5 letters; loser - 5 letters; poser - 5 letters; cheat - 5 letters; idiot - 5 letters)
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To: IbJensen
Joycelyn Elders displaying one of the tools needed.


19 posted on 12/14/2011 7:16:52 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: IbJensen

Yeah.. That’s a distinct possibility as well..


20 posted on 12/14/2011 7:17:13 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: IbJensen
Two people having sex is a twosome.

Four people having sex is a foursome.

Guess we now know why some folks are called handsome.

21 posted on 12/14/2011 7:18:25 AM PST by N. Theknow (Obama - 5 letters; loser - 5 letters; poser - 5 letters; cheat - 5 letters; idiot - 5 letters)
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To: IbJensen

Are you for real?.

Masturbation is a perfectly natural part of the human existence. As is sex and the naked body.


22 posted on 12/14/2011 7:21:29 AM PST by the scotsman (I)
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To: TSgt

gag...

would that be the character of Maude, Dorothy Zbornak, or Bea(lovers and other strangers)

any and all character promotes a gag response.


23 posted on 12/14/2011 7:22:57 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: N. Theknow

‘Sex between two people is a beautiful thing.
Between five, it’s fantastic’

—Woody Allen


24 posted on 12/14/2011 7:26:03 AM PST by the scotsman (I)
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To: cripplecreek
Estelle Getty was just too young for me.

25 posted on 12/14/2011 7:26:09 AM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: the scotsman

Wank away, Scotsman it’s easier when you wear your kiltie.


26 posted on 12/14/2011 7:27:23 AM PST by IbJensen (Demint for President, Paul for Treasury Secretary, Apaio For AG)
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To: N. Theknow
Well if she doesn't find you handsome.....

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27 posted on 12/14/2011 7:29:01 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: cripplecreek

:`)


28 posted on 12/14/2011 7:31:20 AM PST by MindBender26 (Stop bothering me with minor issues. I'm too damn busy trying to save our country from Obamaism)
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To: IbJensen

Hairy palm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWxTMxsgQ0


29 posted on 12/14/2011 7:33:16 AM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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To: the scotsman

Want to stop masturbation?

Post pictures of Helen Thomas in every male bathroom.


30 posted on 12/14/2011 7:35:16 AM PST by MindBender26 (Stop bothering me with minor issues. I'm too damn busy trying to save our country from Obamaism)
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To: the scotsman

“and the naked body.’

Actually, I heard that the Kinsey Institute has just done a $5,000,000 government-funded study which reports that 100% of normal every day Americans are naked under their clothes.

By the way, what’s the Scotsman wearing under his kilt?


31 posted on 12/14/2011 7:36:23 AM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: IbJensen

Planned Parenthood’s list of songs to masturbate:

1) Little Willie—Sweet
2) My Ding A Ling- Chuck Berry
3) Dancing with Myself-Billy Idol
4) I Touch myself—The Divinyls
5) Red Neck Friend- Jackson Browne
6) Longview—GreenDay
7) Turning Japanese-The Vapors
8) Strokin’-Clarence Carter
9) The Stroke —Billy Squire
10) Blister in the Sun—


32 posted on 12/14/2011 7:48:14 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: IbJensen; GeronL; Slings and Arrows

http://youtu.be/KFq4E9XTueY

sorry I just had to. we all need a laugh


33 posted on 12/14/2011 7:48:18 AM PST by Morgana (Rent this Space....Cheap)
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To: the scotsman
Masturbation is a perfectly natural part of the human existence. As is sex and the naked body.

Are you for real?

If that were the case, porn would be an unnecessary superfluity. Duh.
34 posted on 12/14/2011 7:53:24 AM PST by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: Le Chien Rouge

“Blister in the Sun” is the Violent Femmes.


35 posted on 12/14/2011 7:53:43 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: IbJensen; Chode; Slings and Arrows; GeronL; All
However on a lighter note..... Photobucket Rev. Mother Superior wants to make sure there is no masturbation going on. Since most of you are out of range of her Convent issue ruler.
36 posted on 12/14/2011 7:55:45 AM PST by Morgana (Rent this Space....Cheap)
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37 posted on 12/14/2011 7:58:16 AM PST by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: Vaquero

Post #19
Elders: “Under no circumstances, get your right hand mad at you.”


38 posted on 12/14/2011 7:58:35 AM PST by duckman (Herman 2012 was Zero's worst night mare.)
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To: duckman

Well, at least the easiest way to get your date drunk is to pour beer on the hand. >B-D


39 posted on 12/14/2011 8:14:32 AM PST by Nowhere Man (General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
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To: IbJensen

Since when do kids have to be encouraged to masturbate?


40 posted on 12/14/2011 8:23:54 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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41 posted on 12/14/2011 8:25:15 AM PST by narses
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To: IbJensen

they kill young people. Anything else kind of seems small compared to that fact.


42 posted on 12/14/2011 8:26:42 AM PST by MNDude
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To: MNDude

“I won a contest.” - George Costanza


43 posted on 12/14/2011 8:30:26 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: IbJensen

These guys boggle my mind. Who even thinks of these things? You must really have evil inside you if you sit around thinking of childredn (or anyone) masturbating....


44 posted on 12/14/2011 8:32:35 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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Might need an ISH ping here.

Mangled genitals, not so much, unless perhaps they're doing it to excess.

"What is this 'excess' of which you speak??"

45 posted on 12/14/2011 8:52:51 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: IbJensen

“Along with scores of other sexual disorders resulting from early sexual trauma, there are now enough women suffering from this painful state,”

Lady, if it’s painful, you’re doing it wrong.


46 posted on 12/14/2011 8:53:07 AM PST by Grunthor (We dont LOVE Newt - heck we barely even like him. He's just the best of a rotten bunch)
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To: the scotsman

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!

(sarcasm)


47 posted on 12/14/2011 8:56:25 AM PST by Grunthor (We dont LOVE Newt - heck we barely even like him. He's just the best of a rotten bunch)
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

Craig Ferguson says, “On a good day, lipstick.”


48 posted on 12/14/2011 8:58:12 AM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: the scotsman

“Do you think sex is dirty?”

Woody Allen
“Only if you’re doing it right.”


49 posted on 12/14/2011 9:04:24 AM PST by pappyone
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To: IbJensen

They want to disorganize America and turn it into some African nation of little savage pervs who will think of no further than, litteraly, a spitting distance.

Obama wants a lottery drawn about who will be America or leading the world next. It’s a scam of course because he is cynical and only wants to destroy and not build any other country.

It’s part of the French Guillotine and Soviet Purge denounciation system. It’s easy when someone will be paid with drugs or a quick sex fix or homosexual acts in public to denounce the rich and the organized vs. a disorganized idiotic state and Marxist gang of morons.

Their equality of wealth somehow does not imply merrit in their equation.

It’s like “hope and change” taking the convicted fox into the hen house will change him into a hen.

The guy is a murderer, thief and organizer of pogroms (flash mobs and OWS) and genocide.

Welcome Pol Pot USA.


50 posted on 12/14/2011 9:30:44 AM PST by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
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