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To: gorush

Didja hear about the two nuts walking down the street in a bad part of town?

One was a salted.


21 posted on 12/17/2011 10:55:39 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: Fightin Whitey

A baby seal walks into a club...


26 posted on 12/17/2011 11:10:52 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Fightin Whitey

Didja hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? Poor guy lay awake all night wondering if there really IS a dog.


27 posted on 12/17/2011 11:14:13 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Fightin Whitey
The last time I golfed I only hit two good balls all day. ...and THAT was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap.

I haven't spoken to my wife in over three months...we're not fighting, I just don't like to interrupt.

30 posted on 12/17/2011 11:18:05 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Fightin Whitey

Yeah, but I heard the robber only got peanuts.


48 posted on 12/18/2011 9:41:27 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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