Posted on 12/17/2011 11:36:36 AM PST by bkopto
With...a piece of pizza. Ok. Right. What were the "bullets" made out of? Black olives?
Teachers like this are from another galaxy, far, far away.
Awww ... Stick the kid in jail for thirty days with the ninety year old woman yesterday who didn’t mow her lawn.
Seven day waiting period to buy a pizza.
When pizza guns are illegal only Italians will have them.
Geez how times have changed. When I was in kindergarden many moons ago we had one Graham cracker square and a carton of milk for a snack. First thing I did was bite off a corner and voila crude gun shaped cracker to point. And I’m a woman.
Say ‘allo to my little friend!
He should instead have smuggled 3,000 military guns to Mexican drug-dealers (resulting in 3,000 Mexican deaths).
THAT way, he’d get off scott-free.
This one takes a few seconds to draw so there is time to prepare:
http://footage.shutterstock.com/clip-1615855-stock-footage-slice-of-pepperoni-pizza.html
It was some good pizza too from a place calle Pie-tanza. I go for supremes, my wife likes the pepperoni.
Paging Herman Cain, paging Herman Cain.
I assume it was a piece of Godfathers Pizza. Either your signature or this tomato sauce will be on that contract.
>> Taylor said the school system has made it clear that if her son eats his pizza into the shape of a gun again and there is a similar occurrence, he will be suspended.
Seems like the school is run by assholes.
“I used to deer hunt with a guy from New Jersey. He’d put the deer in the trunk and THEN shoot it.”
When I lived in Jersey, I think everyone in the family hit a deer with a car at one time or another. I did grab a fresh road-kill and deliver it to an immigrant Laotian family once. They enjoyed it.
“When I came back the tree was GONE. Completely dissapeared. Like it had never been there.”
My son was a Marine combat engineer. On one reserve exercise here in VA, they encountered a similar pesky little tree. A little C4 and a bangalore torpedo and “what tree, where?”.
The mother should home school her son and sue the school.
These ahole libs are hell-bent on turning American boys into pansy asses.
LOL! This one had to be done on the quiet. We had administrators that were busybodys. I still have no idea how he did it. I bought his beer on our next town liberty.
/johnny
Over a slice of pizza?! What do they teach him, to pick all the pepperoni off it before locking it in the case?
Poor kids and all this PC crap.
School officals: A gun shaped pizza is not a real gun. I remember when my cousins in Pennsylvania pull into school with their gun in the gun rack, so they can go hunting after school. Now, a gun shaped pizza makes a kid into a bad kid.
BTTT
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