Yes, a balanced ticket - who can forget this.......
Archie: Whats the matter with this? I call this representative government. Youve got Salvatori, Feldman, OReilly, Nelsonthats an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman and a regular American there. Thats what I call a balanced ticket.
Meathead: Why do you always have to label people by nationality?
Archie: Cause, how else are you going to get the right man for the right job? For instance, take Feldman there. Hes up for treasurer. Well, thats perfect. All them people know how to handle money. Know what I mean?
Meathead: No, I dont.
Archie: Well, then you got Salvatori running for D.A. He can keep an eye on Feldman. You know, I want to tell you something about the Italians. When you do get an honest one, you really got something there.
Meathead: Aw, cmon, Arch.
Archie: Well, then here you got OReilly, the mick. He can see that the graft is equally spread around, you know. You got Nelson, the American guy. Hes good for TV appearances, to make the rest of them look respectable.
So who do you support?