NKorea cites mysterious glow just before Kim death

AP via Google News ^ | 12/21/2011 | AP

[americanophile]

PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea says a fierce snowstorm paused and the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu just minutes before leader Kim Jong Il's death.

State media say the ice on volcanic Lake Chon at the mountain in the far north cracked with a load roar.

And in the city of Hamhung, a Manchurian crane circled a statue of Kim's father, late President Kim Il Sung, before alighting on a tree, its head drooping before it took off toward Pyongyang.

State media say Kim died Saturday morning at age 69. His death was announced two days later.

Similar myths and legends also surround Kim Jong Il's birth on Mount Paektu. Official biographies say he was born on Paektu and that a double rainbow filled the skies ...

[americanophile]

Suddenly I am reminded of the American press corps' coverage of campaign 2008 and Obama's rise.

[Little Pig]

Wow, what a coincidence that all those symbolic omens happened to occur just prior to the country’s leader’s death!

[mylife]

Oh my!

[unkus]

How do you say horse crap in commie Korean?

Obama.

[americanophile]

Amazing isn’t it!?

[americanophile]

[clearcarbon]

"North Korea says a fierce snowstorm paused and the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu just minutes before leader Kim Jong Il's death. State media say the ice on volcanic Lake Chon at the mountain in the far north cracked with a load roar."

Swamp gas.

[Revolting cat!]

And in the city of Hamhung, a Manchurian crane

What was a Manchurian crane doing in Germany?

[Ronin]

Aw... they were jest warmin up the band down thar.

[Ezekiel]

Similar myths and legends also surround Kim Jong Il's birth

Did he have an evil twin?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Dear Leader also poops rainbows and skittles out his butt. If I recall.....DOUBLE.

[mylife]

And Angria Mitchell wet herself...

[Revolting cat!]

말 헛소리

[Vendome]

That was me lighting my Bic as the methane left his body.

[exit82]

The release of that much evil is bound to have some physical effects.

[Kickass Conservative]

>”a double rainbow filled the skies”<

So that's where the Obama symbol came from.

[Noob1999]

....................the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu .......................

Satan just opened the door to Dear Leaders new home!

[mtg]

That’s what happens when you play with nukes.

[wjcsux]

What they saw was God Zotting his sorry ass!

[RichInOC]

그것은 완료

[GeronL]

NK also credits the guy and his father with inventing almost everything and controlling the weather.

[BykrBayb]

the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu

That was the fires of hell, welcoming a faithful servant.

[unkus]

Ahhh. Thank yu.

[dragnet2]

Just minutes before leader Kim Jong Il’s death, I watched hot sauce drip off my taco.

[null and void]

North Korea says a fierce snowstorm paused and the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu

Gates of Hell opening?

[Kickass Conservative]

Burning Bush? No, burning Chia Pet.

[rdl6989]

I could see the MSNBC anchors stating this as fact.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

The cities lit up because the people were rejoycing at the death of the “Dear Leader”: We may see the same thing in November when Obama is voted out of power.

[unkus]

We may see the same thing in November when Obama is voted out of power.

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Yes!

[smokingfrog]

LOL!

I wonder what took Him so long?

[dfwgator]

We may see the same thing in November when Obama is voted out of power.

Yep the glow of the fires from the race riots.

[Old Sarge]

And the seas stopped rising, the Earth healed Herself, and Jesse Jackson was carted off to prison.

Miracles.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Apparently, a volcano broke wind just before he croaked.

[OrangeHoof]

Probably the same glow Ali McGraw had at the end of Love Story...that Hollywood light and makeup beauty glow.

[FormerACLUmember]

Sounds like a NY Times or MSNBC report on Obama’s latest complete bullsh-t speech.

[dog breath]

The beauty of propaganda is that if you tell the same lie often enough some people will believe it no matter how silly. Even more importantly if the thugs who have all the guns tell the lie even people who don’t believe it will pretend belief.

[housemom1952]

Big deal...our *Dear Leader* has pet unicorns that poop rainbow skittles!

[FormerACLUmember]

I read in the Washington Post that the skies glow before the Great Obama farts.

Must be true.

[Youaskedforit]

Precisely.

The day the oceans receded and the planet began to heal.

[gandalftb]

I believe it was Room Service a callin':

[lonevoice]

the mountain in the far north cracked with a load roar.

Yeah, a steaming pantload.

[vpintheak]

You got that right!

[arrogantsob]

Perhaps that explains my sudden case of severe flatulence.

[irishtenor]

That’s funny.

[sheik yerbouty]

O the inanity!

[Jaxter]

Couldn't find a pic of a Manchurian crane but here's one of the statue:

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The Great Bowlwinder himself!

[Safetgiver]

Ya know, they might be right of all those omens happened then. I myself was sitting on the hopper and a loud roar emitted from me at this time....

[Right Wing Assault]

And the women went unto his tomb on the third day after his death was announced. A beautiful spirit was hovering above the place where he was buried and it said unto them, “Go! You can see he is not here. He has arisen! Gather the others together and let them know that that sick bastard is on the loose again. If you see him, shoot his sorry 4$$!”

[a fool in paradise]

That glow was nothing but the radioactive isotope the CIA fed him.