Skip to comments.John Edwards asks to delay trial, citing illness (Urgent Need for Depends?)
Posted on 12/22/2011 4:00:31 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Former presidential candidate John Edwards says he has been diagnosed with a medical condition that would make it difficult for him to attend his approaching criminal trial over campaign finances and is asking for it to be delayed.
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I wonder if he’s taking a page out of his late wife’s book. Get sick, avoid serious questions.
How I pity his children.
Are we talking about that embarassing over 4 hours thingie?
Will he sue some medical company for his illness? After all, is that not how he gathered his fortune?
probably has the clap or syph
The FUnnie thing is that my stairwell has a mountain of packs of Depends because I recently had to get them via coupons (they were FREE) in order to get the Walgreens Register Rewards to buy a bunch of Axe Shower gel. If John Edwards contacts me I would be happy to send him a bunch of Depends to see him thru his trial and his meeting with cellmate, Big Bubba.
Maybe one of those doctors he sued and screwed over can treat him.
What is kind of funny is that he stayed in the race to screw Hillary and help Obama. Obama then prosecutes him. I feel sorry for his kids. The adults in that clan brought down a lot of bad karma. The kids did not deserve those parents.
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”
Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.
That depends, Sir, said Disraeli,
on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.
He had delusions of adequacy. - Walter Kerr
A modest little person, with much to be modest about. - Winston Churchill
Ive just learned about his illness. Lets hope its nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb
Theres nothing wrong with you that reincarnation wont cure. Jack E. Leonard
There’s always a first time, but this is the first time I’ve heard of a trial being delayed over a severe case of chlamydia.
The Disraeli quote was the BEST. Actually quite HILARIOUS especially since he came up with it on the spur of the moment.
...does he have the urge to run and hide in a restroom?
I was gonna post Yeast Infection, but I think you’ve nailed it....
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; Ill waste no time reading it. Moses Hadas
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend . if you have one. George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second if there is one. Winston Churchill, in response.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator. John Bright
He has Van Goghs ear for music. Billy Wilder
I also like what then Governor Ronald Reagan told Bob Hope: “I am happy to announce that the California Legislature passed a resolution declaring you an outstanding citizen of this state. ...I vetoed it.”
Who wants to bet John Edwards will channel Elizabeth Edwards and have her testify she forgives him...
I believe that the vernacular for what Mr. Edwards is manifesting is “snivelling”.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde
I hope the Enquirer has some photographers staking out his house. I’m sure the neighbor across the street that Silky Pony and the late missus liked to trash would be glad to let the reporters wait there.
Now he knows how some of the innocent doctors felt that he robbed. The stakes are a bit higher now for Edwards.
They are probably as useless as he is.
Edwards must have really pissed off the wrong people. He is really unpleasant but this diverting campaign funds to Rielle Hunter and paying hush money is pretty small potatoes for a Democrat.
This sniveling POS stayed in the race to nuke Hillary and this is how Obam pays him back? This guy must have really stepped on the wrong toes.
I just got a mental picture of your house. It looks like the “Hoarders” that I see on cable TV, only all the stuff is new and still in the box. What are you going to do with all this stuff, open a shop and sell it?
Try to delay all he wants it won’t be long before he sees the other America. The one where he is a abused girlfriend.
Well, my kitchen does have several dozen neatly lined up bottles of marinade. I did have about 5 months worth of coffee vacuum packs as well but discovered just this morning to my horror that I have suddenly run out of the stuff. Oh, and now that you reminded me. I need to go out to my van to grab several Alka Seltzer Plus cold medicines that I got for FREE today. And if that isn’t enough, I also picked up a bunch of Theraflu cold medicines for just 39 cents each.
LOL! Yep, you need to open a shop! Since you got all this stuff virtually for free, almost every cent will be profit.
I’m surprised he found a doctor that would treat him.
Nah! just a severe case of chicken sh!t. A$$holes like him suffer from multiple types of cowardice
Bad Hair Day!
His hairspray won’t hold for a full day of trial.
The guy was a Democrat VP nominee and Presidential candidate and having him as a poster boy for Democrat corruption and cover up will be a bad message at a critical time for Democrats