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Posted on 01/12/2012 7:51:27 PM PST by kristinn
Friend --
When you become president, one thing that happens overnight is that you and everyone you love get a bunch of new nicknames.
I was already pretty used to this. But "FLOTUS," short for First Lady of the United States, is really something else.
I'm writing because our FLOTUS, Michelle, turns 48 on Tuesday, and I know I'm not her only fan out there.
Will you join me in wishing her a happy birthday?
The decision to become part of this campaign was deeply personal for a lot of people, and Michelle and I are no exception. But we both knew, like anyone else who believes in what we're trying to do here, that this was never going to be easy.
This fall, Michelle and I will have been married 20 years. The next 10 months will be harder than any we've experienced together, and I couldn't do it without her. I know she'd love to hear from you today:
http://my.barackobama.com/For-Michelle
Thanks for your support,
Barack
P.S. -- This weekend, people are getting together to volunteer in their communities in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Find out how you can join in at serve.gov.
In all seriousness, a presidential campaign based out of the White House is set to be the hardest part of your 20-year marriage?
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Maybe you should find another Reggie, Barack. Might make the next 10 months more enjoyable for you.
He’ll have to settle for Reggie Love!
Will you join me in wishing her a happy birthday ?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Buahahahahahahahaha! They are kidding, right?
“Michelle, turns 48”
Human years or Wookie?
I’m sure that last 3 years have been pretty hard on quite a few marriages.
Excuse me but may i be the first to say...........PUKE!
oh and Plalezzze...
“serve.gov”?? WTF?? Now WE are supposed to SERVE that damn beast?
Foolish me, I thought those people in gov’t were “public servants.”
Not that I would do this, wouldn’t the prerequisite be that she be happy first?
He’s just setting things up for when Moochelle leaves him after he becomes the BIGGEST LOSER. He can blame it on the stress of the campaign when in reality, she got her kids and her money and she’s tired of being the beard.
I'm sure she means more to him than anything else in the world. Including that rotten ol' presidency. Nothing but trouble, that thing.
For the sake of his beloved, he ought to drop out so that he can spend every waking moment snuggling with his sweetheart. Now is as good a time as any. Retroactively is nice, too.
Happy Birthday! And since I know you're miserable being the flotus of a thoroughly racists country, populated by stupid people, and sporting an antiquated constitution, I know just what to get you for your Birthday. I'm making a donation to the RNC in the sincere hope that come 2013, you'll be relieved of drudgery of having to be flotus.
Obama will win. He already has 51% of the nation on the dole. And the Republicans self destructing..
Wait until his NeXT 4 years!
Barry always has Sinclair to fall back on.
She can have whatever kind of birthday she wants (she’ll have a nice celebration at our expense I’m sure), I don’t care to wish her jack squat.
Next ten months (in OUR house, on our dime) the hardest? Boo flippin’ hoo.
Y’know, I honestly cannot remember any previous administration where there was this much whining. Waaaah! It’s tough on me and the missus! Waaah! The Republicans listen to Rush Limbaugh! Waaah! The police acted stupidly!
Life’s hard for everyone, pal. Get used to it.
Well once again, when obama fails it won’t be his fault......everyone of us is now responsible. He has put us on notice.
I wonder where Moochelle and her Secret Service boyfriend will be spending her birthday.
I saw this with his election. I was from then ready to leave this worse great nation. Gang, it's over. These sunshine people who give me crap because I'm negative better smell the coffee. We are a Banana Republic. The Commies have won. The conservatives sat on their arses & were more interested in materialism verse saving the nation. Study the fall of the Roman Empire, Nazis Germany & Alexander Tyler. Don't forget the Communist Manafesto.
The Government can.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2eh6f5Go0
FAOTUS...
Figure it out for yourself.
I’ll see your donation to the RNC, and I’ll raise you four one-way tickets to Liberia.
It's a cookbook!
There, fixed it.
To show that I am not niggardly, here is my birthday present to the FWOTUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVgAzbuKjZY
Ah, the NEW cookbook? “To Serve Goverment”
I could go for that.
Dear Michelle,
I knew it was 48. I guessed it was 48 to 50, but I never dreamed you would announce to the world the true measurement of that monster butt of yours.
So Michelle, when you’re in a swimming pool, does your butt FLOTUS or does it sink to the bottom.
Anyway, please have a Happy Butt-day.
Your pal,
Angry White Guy...
xxxooo
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That makes two of us, (but mine is worse than yours).
Re-elect me or the marriage gets it?
This clown redefines shameless.
Richard Kiel, pre ‘braces’ LOL!!! Great episode from the greatest science fiction TV show ever!!!
10 months.
About 300 days.
She only has 150 vacation days left in the year.
Sounds like something that could go viral: donate $48 on Michelle’s birthday to your favorite candidate or the RNC.
This comment is to prepare the nation for the divorce after the election.
The Obamas will split and Barak's gay lover will move into the White House as the first First Partner.
In this video Obama tells teens dealing with same sex attraction that they should pursue their feelings.
By his tone and facial expressions you can tell that he is very passionate about gay liberation.
Makes you wonder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3XLtl2Cg8M
Not just "NO" but "HELL NO!!!"
She definitely doesn't want to hear from me!
Anything I could say about this shelf ass wookie bitch would only get me a visit from a federal law unit.
F her and the fag she’s married to,
No what will be hard is living with the bioch after you loose the election
Yup. It’s good to be Queen. Knowing she could lose that title in 10 months must be quite disturbing to HRH.
Now just why would any taxpaying Citizen desire to wish this affirmative-action, equal-opportunity, racist, angry, arrogant,self-entitled, Free-America-hating grifter-loser happy birthday? Just why?
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