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To: jpsb

And under sea drones that sound like big subs...


5 posted on 01/17/2012 8:38:50 PM PST by null and void (Day 1092 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

Now that the secret is out, we can release the datum on whale training.

Dolphin communications and porpoise mine placement were only prototype studies. Sharks with lasers mounted on their heads were test platforms.

The fleets of gray whales which have been trained to feed on Polaris missiles, swim into enemy waters on command, only to disgorge their nuclear payloads evades all detection by our adversaries.

Soon our abilities to maneuver swarms of NBC laden sardines will render the great depths ours once more!

BWAAHHAHHAHAHAHA!


11 posted on 01/18/2012 12:56:11 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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