John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey (Yea right)

CBS Boston ^ | 1/23/12 | Boston CBS

[mmanager]

BOSTON (CBS) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

He had two black eyes and a swollen nose.

[digger48]

[gov_bean_ counter]

Supposed to wait ‘til the horse is dead to beat it.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Why the long face, Johnny?

[True Republican Patriot]

Oh! Come on! Think about all the pain John Freakin Kerry has caused America!

[rockabyebaby]

Well, we know the goalie for the Bruins didn’t do it - he declined the invite to the WH (he’s a conservative!)

[Charles Henrickson]

John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey

"I got shift-booted."

[rfp1234]

“One of the Patriots hit me with a puck during batting practice. I think it was Manny Ortez.”

[Las Vegas Ron]

He should have said he was playing Football, it would be more plausable:

[Chode]

momma spank???

[Track9]

I enjoyed reading your posts on this mornings Extreme Unction ZOT thread. You seem to have a knack for getting the kitties going. Love it!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Maybe his wife smacked him with a ketchup bottle..LOL

[True Republican Patriot]

Yea! Playing Hockey, BETCHA TERAYZAA HAULED OFF AND BLASTED HIM WHILE BOTH WERE STONE DRUNK,

[rockabyebaby]

“One of the Patriots hit me with a puck during batting practice. I think it was Manny Ortez.”

LMAO, sounds exactly like something he'd say!

[Williams]

Traitor and treason are much overrused terms, but John Kerry comes very close. He plainly met with the enemy communist side and gave them encouragement against his own country during the negotiations in Paris, while our troops fought in the field. Then tried to sell himself as a war “hero”. That’s how close we are to going under with these insanely leftist democrats.

[Charles Henrickson]

John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey

"Boston Bruins, these are the Boston bruisin's."

[Revolting cat!]

How is he going to report for duty now?

[mmanager]

Just another normal weekend of sex with Teresa.

[exit82]

He should have looked like that after he threw those medals over the White House fence.

Maybe he can award himself a fourth Purple Heart.

[andy58-in-nh]

I wonder what really happened.

He was bending over when Obama suddenly stopped short.

[TADSLOS]

Those gin soaked grapes pack a whallop.