Skip to comments.The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)
Posted on 01/24/2012 5:53:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
OK, gang, it's time for our annual SOTU drinking game. When the Teleprompter of the United States says WHICH words or phrases, will we drink up? For instance:
"working men and women"
"We've made great progress."
"Let's finish the job."
"Let's put Americans back to work."
"the wealthiest among us"
Go for it! Let's hear your predictions.
Oh, let me, let me!!!! How about:
Better appoint some designated drivers!
we’ve got more work to do
I think I’ll only take a drink on “let me be clear...”
Good thing I’ve got a sleeping bag and a couch at the office!
“Let me be perfectly clear”
Good list, CH.
I suggest adding: “I won’t rest until ....”
A drink at every mention of ANY of the items on the TOTUS list would likely result in being plastered even before Moochelle starts pulling Twinkies out of her purse.
“Some say”...(that we should either go on a puppy murdering spree or slice the achilles tendon of every third child born)
“This is a false choice”
“my Republican friends”
“end to hostilities”
“House and Senate Republicans”
“failed policies of the past”
“America’s working families”
“the right thing”
And last but not least...”FORE!!!”
If Obozo says “It’s my fault, I screwed up” immediately check in to the Hospital, you have become incoherent!
“pay their fair share”
Okay, I’ve got, fair/fairness, as in ‘paying their fair share’, although conveniently it’s never quantified as to what is fair.
For the smarty pants intellectuals in the MSM, I’ve got a news flash, LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!! Personally, I’ve found that adversity is an excellent teacher of principles such as humilty, and patience.
As to POTUS, his hubris will be his undoing. His use of I, me, mine is pathological.
Do nothing congress.
Yeah. But we also have the annual Honorary Serb State of the Union non-watching game.
One glass of wine with dinner for me, and no Hussein to make me lose my temper!!!!
I hope that starting next year, we shall have a new President whom many of us will not mind watching on TV.
Good paying green jobs.
Fire insurance for a purchase of a Chevy Volt.
“millionaires and billionaires” is always a lefty class-warfare favorite. i’m going to committ to two shots each time he says “wall street” as well as “fat cats”.
i fully expect to be hammered in no time.
Don’t ruin a perfectly good bottle of whatever by watching BHO’s SOTU while imbibing.
Turn off the TV/radio/’net, sit by the backyard firepit, and enjoy your beverage.
If you must, pretend the dancing flames are the economy once this administration gets thru with it.
If you drink each time he says “I” you won’t last 5 minutes.
“A teachable moment”
“Time to eat our peas”
“sacrifices to make”
I’m staying sober tonight, my word is Keystone.
Pray for America
Let me be perfectly clear
Good thing you weren't doing a drinking game when Nixon spoke.
He whistles his “s” when telling a whopper. Drink on the whistles, but know when to say when.
"Fair Share" will cause alcohol poisoning.
Here’s another one guaranteed to drive you to drink-
“Thank you very much.”
I hope nobody actually follows through on this game. The average person would be dead from alcohol poisoning before President Obama even gets past the part where he congratulates himself on his ever improving golf game.
If we all play this game, there will be alot of SERIOUS hangovers tomorrow...or possibly the rest of the week!
“my policies are working”
but I won’t be watching the sotu tonight.
“I’m dumber than donuts!”
“Joe’s up there playing with himself.”
“In keeping with my new tradition of singing Al Green songs, here’s my rendition of RIDE, SALLY RIDE.”
“I’m sorry I’ve screwed everything up.”
“Middle Class” will cause acute alcohol toxicity and probable death.
Given the list you provided, I would need an emergency Liver transplant within 5 minutes.
How about just getting an IV drip using a bottle of Everclear?
I think I am pretty safe with taking “inherited”. I figure thats a 6 pack or 6 shots. Barely binge drinking.
I just wonder if SCOTUS will show up......Might be interesting.
Here's how we pass the time at our house when the Idiot gives a talk. We also play Obozo pong after somebody makes Bingo ... we call out Ping when the Wee Wee looks at the teleprompter panel on his right, and Pong when he looks at the one on his left. A few beers later, with the sound on mute, and you can almost stand the clown.
I always wondered why he whistles on ‘s’. It’s got to ber because his front teeth are implants. somebody financed a multi-thousand dollar dental job.
Bush Tax Cuts!
I’m all in for “We Can’t Wait”.....
unless its Keystone...
When did it become the goverment’s responsibility to determin “ fair share “ and just does that mean ?
“invest’ - used in place of ‘to spend foolishly’...
“Im staying sober tonight, my word is Keystone”
I just heard a BO soundbite that would add another one:
“I will wake up every single day”....
I think you should send this to everyone in Congress with the following guidance:
Every time the TOTUS uses one of those phrases, the Republicans in unison chant “drink, drink, drink” and Obie slams a shot.
Now THAT.....would be a SOTU worth watching...
Save it to toast the groundhog or the big game or some such...
I’d love to play, but it makes me physically ill to look at that lying, egotistical, treasonous, usurping bastard! Life is too short to waste it on watching human sewage.
“the wealthy few”
I’m surprised that he hasn’t changed it to “billionaires and trillionaires” since a million these days ain’t squat. Maybe enough to fill my gas guzzler Hemi Ram for a year. LOL! On your next post, SOTU will be a re-run of the “ones” accomplishment and plans for more of the same for the next year. I won’t be wasting my time since I don’t want to buy a new TV right now.
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