Skip to comments.The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)
Posted on 01/24/2012 5:53:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
OK, gang, it's time for our annual SOTU drinking game. When the Teleprompter of the United States says WHICH words or phrases, will we drink up? For instance:
"working men and women"
"We've made great progress."
"Let's finish the job."
"Let's put Americans back to work."
"the wealthiest among us"
Go for it! Let's hear your predictions.
Oh, let me, let me!!!! How about:
Better appoint some designated drivers!
we’ve got more work to do
I think I’ll only take a drink on “let me be clear...”
Good thing I’ve got a sleeping bag and a couch at the office!
“Let me be perfectly clear”
Good list, CH.
I suggest adding: “I won’t rest until ....”
A drink at every mention of ANY of the items on the TOTUS list would likely result in being plastered even before Moochelle starts pulling Twinkies out of her purse.
“Some say”...(that we should either go on a puppy murdering spree or slice the achilles tendon of every third child born)
“This is a false choice”
“my Republican friends”
“end to hostilities”
“House and Senate Republicans”
“failed policies of the past”
“America’s working families”
“the right thing”
And last but not least...”FORE!!!”
If Obozo says “It’s my fault, I screwed up” immediately check in to the Hospital, you have become incoherent!
“pay their fair share”
Okay, I’ve got, fair/fairness, as in ‘paying their fair share’, although conveniently it’s never quantified as to what is fair.
For the smarty pants intellectuals in the MSM, I’ve got a news flash, LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!! Personally, I’ve found that adversity is an excellent teacher of principles such as humilty, and patience.
As to POTUS, his hubris will be his undoing. His use of I, me, mine is pathological.
Do nothing congress.
Yeah. But we also have the annual Honorary Serb State of the Union non-watching game.
One glass of wine with dinner for me, and no Hussein to make me lose my temper!!!!
I hope that starting next year, we shall have a new President whom many of us will not mind watching on TV.
Good paying green jobs.
Fire insurance for a purchase of a Chevy Volt.
“millionaires and billionaires” is always a lefty class-warfare favorite. i’m going to committ to two shots each time he says “wall street” as well as “fat cats”.
i fully expect to be hammered in no time.
Don’t ruin a perfectly good bottle of whatever by watching BHO’s SOTU while imbibing.
Turn off the TV/radio/’net, sit by the backyard firepit, and enjoy your beverage.
If you must, pretend the dancing flames are the economy once this administration gets thru with it.
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