The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)

Teleprompter Of The United States | January 24, 2012 | TOTUS

[Charles Henrickson]

OK, gang, it's time for our annual SOTU drinking game. When the Teleprompter of the United States says WHICH words or phrases, will we drink up? For instance:

"my"
"the middle-class"
"working men and women"
"Gabby"
"American hero"
"my"
"the recovery"
"We've made great progress."
"Let's finish the job."
"Let's put Americans back to work."
"creating jobs"
"lowered taxes"
"the wealthiest among us"
"bipartisanship"
"my"

Go for it! Let's hear your predictions.

[hometoroost]

If you drink each time he says “I” you won’t last 5 minutes.

[Georgia Girl 2]

“A teachable moment”
“Time to eat our peas”
“sacrifices to make”

[bray]

I’m staying sober tonight, my word is Keystone.

Pray for America

[wideminded]

I think I’ll only take a drink on “let me be clear...”

“Let me be perfectly clear”

Good thing you weren't doing a drinking game when Nixon spoke.

[jdsteel]

He whistles his “s” when telling a whopper. Drink on the whistles, but know when to say when.

[NautiNurse]

Let's see whether "Main Street" gets another run tonight.

"Fair Share" will cause alcohol poisoning.

[equaviator]

Here’s another one guaranteed to drive you to drink-

“Thank you very much.”

[Infralutheran]

I hope nobody actually follows through on this game. The average person would be dead from alcohol poisoning before President Obama even gets past the part where he congratulates himself on his ever improving golf game.

[txmissy]

If we all play this game, there will be alot of SERIOUS hangovers tomorrow...or possibly the rest of the week!

[Arrowhead1952]

“my policies are working”

but I won’t be watching the sotu tonight.

[blueunicorn6]

“I’m dumber than donuts!”

“Joe’s up there playing with himself.”

“In keeping with my new tradition of singing Al Green songs, here’s my rendition of RIDE, SALLY RIDE.”

“I’m sorry I’ve screwed everything up.”

[cpdiii]

“Middle Class” will cause acute alcohol toxicity and probable death.

[panaxanax]

Given the list you provided, I would need an emergency Liver transplant within 5 minutes.

How about just getting an IV drip using a bottle of Everclear?

[halfright]

I think I am pretty safe with taking “inherited”. I figure thats a 6 pack or 6 shots. Barely binge drinking.

I just wonder if SCOTUS will show up......Might be interesting.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Wall Street . . . Main Street"
(some big federal program) "for our children"
(some big federal program) "for every American"
"our seniors"
"teachers . . . schools . . . technology"
"twenty-first century"
"our crumbling infrastructure"
"Make no mistake . . ."
"Solyndra"
"I shot bin Laden."
"We're bringing our troops home."
"our values"
"I say . . ."
"my"

[READINABLUESTATE]

http://www.bingobama.com/

[Zakeet]

Here's how we pass the time at our house when the Idiot gives a talk. We also play Obozo pong after somebody makes Bingo ... we call out Ping when the Wee Wee looks at the teleprompter panel on his right, and Pong when he looks at the one on his left. A few beers later, with the sound on mute, and you can almost stand the clown.

[squarebarb]

I always wondered why he whistles on ‘s’. It’s got to ber because his front teeth are implants. somebody financed a multi-thousand dollar dental job.

[defconw]

Bush Tax Cuts!

[military cop]

DAMN RIGHT.

I’m all in for “We Can’t Wait”.....

unless its Keystone...

RLTW