Skip to comments.National Security Agency: Declare foreign sex (not to worry...just employees, not us!)
Posted on 01/25/2012 4:00:21 PM PST by Seizethecarp
We were thinking about going overseas, worrying about the usual stuff travelers from Washington fret about a weak dollar, suntan lotion, visa requirements, shots and inadvertently disclosing secret information.
Fortunately, we recalled some instructions we got a while back from the National Security Agency the super-secret cryptography operation at Fort Meade that monitors international communications explaining the dos and donts of defensive travel.
The agency reminds super-spooks that even if you plan to travel . . . for vacation, youve got to submit a UFT or Unofficial Foreign Travel request, which is Form K2579. Most of all, remember that reporting contact with foreign nationals is a requirement you agreed to when you were indoctrinated.
So youve got to report the following, were told. That includes:
* Close and continuing association with non-U.S. citizens;
* Contact with an employee or representative of a foreign government . . .
* Sexual contact with a non-U.S. citizen.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
Does this include the sort of sexcapades Scott Ritter may have engaged in abroad?
What about glory holes and anonymous gay raves?
So much corruption that leaves agents open to blackmail and double-agents.
It’s not just employees. Any contractor that is cleared for an NSA project is subject to the same requirements.
Report sex with a foreigner? Shocking, positively shocking.
“A Klingon, a Romulan, and two Orion slave girls. They’re really like animals: vicious, seductive. They say no Human male can resist them. One of them emptied my wallet.”
I’m sure the foreign agents will just counterfeit their NSA-issued license to copulate.
OK. Over the years I've done the nasty with East Indians, Swedes, various Chicas of the Latin variety, Asians, Turks, and quite a few of questionable and/or mixed origin and parentage. Now, do I get a discount on my taxes for being a 'diversity' stud?
That's why James Bond only goes on a mission once every two or three years. It takes months to fill out the coital counterintelligence forms.
General Anatol Gogol: Triple X!
Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: Bond! What do you think you're doing?
James Bond: Making my report in person, sir.
I believe they call that an "after action report". I myself spent much time preparing for such foreign liaisons, but didn't truly benefit until I had significant field experience under my belt.
"What - exactly - do you mean by 'sex'?"