Posted on 01/27/2012 8:33:05 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Having a great Lexapro day!!!!
Happy Friday.
The more I find out about politics, the more I hate politicians.
Mounting evidence that Rush is in the tank for Romney here:
http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Limbaugh-Reagan-Gingrich-Romney/2012/01/26/id/425666
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Friday couldn’t come soon enough for me. lol. :)
Any Stasi out there?
Is sarcasm allowed on Friday???
Now were did I put that abuse button? :)
That’s why we love our “historical” presidents so much. We know George Washington chopped down a cherry tree, but we don’t often know that he was apparently quite the wild man, who reputedly died from syphilis. Of course, there was no Wolf Blitzer looking into medical records (creepy much?) back then.
LOL. Give it time.
Bump
LOL -
Actually, I just found it interesting that everyone listens to the same show and completely different conclusions are reached.
OT - on the debate:
Last night, I thought Santorum looked the best of the field. He was above the fray, substantial, and almsot a leader. His tax answers were a little faltering, almost like he wasn’t sure of them himself. I thought it was a good debate last night, but am interested to hear what other people who watched the same thing saw/heard/thought, including Rush. ;)
Newsmax just pulling a “Drudge” to get hits.
I just got the link from Michael Reagan’s post on Facebook, since he (Michael Reagan) was touting it.) I think it’s open for interpretation - people tend to hear what they want to hear, especially in election season.
:-)
I hope Rush will be able to answer Wolf Blitzer’s probing debate question on “whose wife would be the best first lady”?
LOL. Wolfie doint a bang up job, as usual. I would have laughed if someone said one of the wives was a royal witch.
I lost a 5 buck bet last nite
I bet Wolfie would ax.....so what is your favorite gay movie, Ron Paul you 1st..............
Anti-Newt Backlash? Drudge Drops Two Million Hits in One Day
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2838755/posts
Ron Paul would have said “Careful, Wolf. There are laws against discrimination based on sexual orientation.” And given that creepy little laugh he has.
Or, “if you could be an electric car what kind would you be”?
Careful or the whiners will complain you are talking about them...
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