Or have a coat hanger in each box of cookies. They’ll have the color of the month and special, collectible, limited-edition coat hangers that are hand-made by Chinese convicts who are later slaughtered for organ harvesting!
You lost me. All the girls scouts I knew when I was a kid had plenty of hangers, and they already knew how to hang their coats. I suspect the same is true for the 8 year olds I see selling cookies now. So why would they include coat hangers?