Perhaps the Girl Scouts should start cellophaning a condom to the outside of each box of cookies just so people are aware of this important relationship. I'm sure they have a motto like “be prepared” or something that could be invoked as well. Maybe stamp it on the condom.
posted on 02/01/2012 2:51:20 PM PST
( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
Howz’ ‘bout Condom Cookies? Little cookies shaped like a new condom. Great for little girls, huh?
Haven’t bought any of these high priced and “growing smaller each year” cookies for many years because of this. Disgusting. Anyone and everyone whose daughters are in any way involved in Girl Scouts should be ashamed of themselves.
posted on 02/01/2012 2:55:19 PM PST
Or have a coat hanger in each box of cookies. They’ll have the color of the month and special, collectible, limited-edition coat hangers that are hand-made by Chinese convicts who are later slaughtered for organ harvesting!
posted on 02/01/2012 3:04:56 PM PST
by Jack Hydrazine
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