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Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | February 3, 2012 | Barbara Hijek

Posted on 02/03/2012 10:14:57 AM PST by ConservativeStatement

Maureen Raymond, 49, was asked to perform a field sobriety test.

Instead, the Port St. Lucie woman gave deputies another type of performance — she began to dance and disrobe, according to an arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

(Excerpt) Read more at weblogs.sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: blog; breasts; dui

1 posted on 02/03/2012 10:15:06 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Port St. Lucie. Isn’t that where the 911 call about McDonalds being out of McNuggets was from?


2 posted on 02/03/2012 10:17:21 AM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: gundog

Close. That was Fort Pierce.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504125,00.html


3 posted on 02/03/2012 10:19:43 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement
Soon, someone will say that this thread is worthless without pictures. Take a look at the mug shot. Methinks that will suffice.


4 posted on 02/03/2012 10:24:54 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I “Supported” her until I saw the photo.

GUILTY!!!


5 posted on 02/03/2012 10:25:18 AM PST by CrappieLuck
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To: ConservativeStatement

GUILTY!


6 posted on 02/03/2012 10:25:50 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Those poor police officers!


7 posted on 02/03/2012 10:26:47 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: ConservativeStatement
 
 
 
Wanna see more?
 
 
(Neither do I)


8 posted on 02/03/2012 10:26:56 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance
 
 
Them doggies hinder a lot of things.
 



9 posted on 02/03/2012 10:29:18 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Those are rear sights, not breasts.


10 posted on 02/03/2012 10:30:24 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hey that reminds me, I just saw “Joyful Noise”, with Dolly Parton.

It sucked really, really bad, but the last 15 minutes were fun...


11 posted on 02/03/2012 10:30:30 AM PST by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Lazamataz
Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance
 

 
 
 
 
I'd Hinder that.


12 posted on 02/03/2012 10:30:41 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
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To: Cicero

Not only guilty; this one risks the death penalty!


13 posted on 02/03/2012 10:31:26 AM PST by traditional1 (Stay thirsty, my friends.)
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To: Disambiguator

Huh. I always thought they were airbags.


14 posted on 02/03/2012 10:31:46 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She probably looked OK at age 19. Now? Not so much.


15 posted on 02/03/2012 10:31:55 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: ConservativeStatement

Rush harps on Port St. Lucie for something in this vein.


16 posted on 02/03/2012 10:37:33 AM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: Cicero
So, then, you're saying "TTWHBFWOP!" (This Thread Would Have Been FINE WithOut Pictures!)?
17 posted on 02/03/2012 10:37:56 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25% MORE sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I wonder how many deputies showed up to offer assistance?


18 posted on 02/03/2012 10:48:40 AM PST by ryderann
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To: Responsibility2nd

Police were heard to remark: “Whoa!....keep your guns in their holsters, maam!”


19 posted on 02/03/2012 11:18:01 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Responsibility2nd
They sure do

Photobucket

20 posted on 02/03/2012 12:45:06 PM PST by twistedwrench
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To: Responsibility2nd

That looks a has been from a 80’s hair band. Like Jack Russell from Great White.


21 posted on 02/03/2012 12:54:53 PM PST by Molon Labbie (End the War On Drugs, Restore the Constitution.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What a bodacious set of tatas! A magnificent set of squirrel squisers!


22 posted on 02/03/2012 1:34:59 PM PST by donozark (It's hard to afford a psychiatrist when you work at a gas station.)
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