I am going to sue Dr. Pepper, Frito-Lay, Oscar Meyer and Mrs Baird Bakeries for making me fat!
I wanna sue the government for making me poor.
If the British hadn’t of been such a-holes, my ancestors could have avoided that whole revolution, constitution thing. Just think, we could all be British subjects now with free healthcare, free dental, good food and lots of friendly muslim neighbors.
Sue the British!