Posted on 02/13/2012 8:35:25 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Not in the mood for whining, nor am I interested in joining a cult today PINGS.
Howdy
Any Stasi out there?
I hope he’s at his post today!
Nicki whatever can burn in hell
Hola!
Congrats to Phil M. Heck of a final round yesterday.
I hope not. I think the fact that it’s Monday should be reason enough for them to leave us alone. lol.
That one went right over my head. Nicki?
Antway, WAY TO GO PHIL!!!!
I saw a ton of Facebook posts criticizing her and was even more glad that I had turned the Grammy’s off to watch “Grimm”.
The Stasi was out in force this weekend.
I almost felt bad Tiger.
I was away from the computer all Saturday, so ...
The stupid Maine caucus led to some of the more foolish headlines I have seen though.
I was watching “Murder She Wrote” reruns instead of the Grammies. Does that make me old?
LOL. Totally in the freedom cult here.
Yeah...I don’t get the point of her performance, but I don’t get the point of her, period, usually.
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