Skip to comments.Eyelift for John Kerry?
Posted on 02/15/2012 7:49:31 AM PST by Mustang Driver
Theres something about Kerry. The 5-term Democratic senator and 2004 Democratic presidential candidate seems to be looking younger by the day. A photo from the 2008 Democratic National Convention shows his face is looking pretty haggard, with bags under his eyes that are headed for Pope Benedict XVI level:
Then, last month, he showed up at the White House with two black eyes and a swollen nose. The party line was a hockey puck broke his nose.
"Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon. The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose. His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently."
A few days later, he looked like this:
Now we are not so sure it was a hockey accident as miraculously, the bags are no longer there.
From Lucianne Goldberg:
"Check photo to see how ice hockey accident removes bags under ones eyes. Who knew?"
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You can put lipstick on a pig, and.....
I am so fed up with politicians...
Is he still orange colored?
Swift Lift Veterans for Truth.
Who’s John Kerry?
Hey Kerry, 30 years is long enough.
It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Look at his face and hand.
I don’t think this is a recent picture, but it’s still funny. I guess even HuffPo finds him goofy.
Can you imagine what he’d look like without the wig?
By the way, he served in Vietnam.
He probably can’t even ice skate. These people must practice lying once an hour just to keep in good form.
He said he served in Vietnam, Cambodia at Christmas....
He still owes 2.5M GIs an apology for his lying remarks.
He should have gotten a lucky hockey mask from the CIA.
Forget about ol’ creepy eyes....this needs to be retitled.....
The Great 2012 Kerry Kickback!!!
Unbelievable article about what J.F’inKerry “placed” into the Obamacare....Where is OWS about these 1%’ers living large on Nantucket Island???
John Kerry will soon need a large fleet of Oldsmobiles!
Botox injection bruising around the crows feet area. Notice no crows feet in the after photo? A little between the eyebrows too. Trust me.
All that he still looks haggard and no younger or more attractive.
Yep, it’s just a smoother version of someone pushing 70. What’s the point? You’re still nearly 70 and there are some areas of the male anatomy that just won’t lie, if you know what I mean ;D!
John Kerry is a hockey puck. A tip of the hat to Don Rickles.
What a freaking liar. No one would believe his manly hockey story. This guy was almost president?
Ahh, looks great. Hurt a lot less than when I blew rice into my ass in ‘nam.
Did I mention I was in ‘nam?
Did he get a purple heart for those injuries?
One would think that with all those grevious shrapnel and bullet wounds he suffered in his 19 weeks in Vietnam he’d be about fed up with surgery. /s
I said this day one.