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Eyelift for John Kerry?
Charleston (WV) Daily Mail ^ | February 15, 2012 | Don Surber

Posted on 02/15/2012 7:49:31 AM PST by Mustang Driver

There’s something about Kerry. The 5-term Democratic senator and 2004 Democratic presidential candidate seems to be looking younger by the day. A photo from the 2008 Democratic National Convention shows his face is looking pretty haggard, with bags under his eyes that are headed for Pope Benedict XVI level:

Then, last month, he showed up at the White House with two black eyes and a swollen nose. The party line was a hockey puck broke his nose.

From CBS:

"Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon. The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose. His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently."

A few days later, he looked like this:

Now we are not so sure it was a hockey accident as miraculously, the bags are no longer there.

From Lucianne Goldberg:

"Check photo to see how ice hockey accident removes bags under one’s eyes. Who knew?"

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.dailymail.com ...


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: french; john; kerry; metrosexual

1 posted on 02/15/2012 7:49:38 AM PST by Mustang Driver
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To: Mustang Driver

You can put lipstick on a pig, and.....


2 posted on 02/15/2012 7:52:15 AM PST by duckman (Go Newt...)
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To: Mustang Driver

I am so fed up with politicians...

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/impeach_them_all.html


3 posted on 02/15/2012 7:53:49 AM PST by Former MSM Viewer
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To: Mustang Driver

Is he still orange colored?


4 posted on 02/15/2012 7:54:18 AM PST by ILS21R (Never give up.)
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To: Mustang Driver

Swift Lift Veterans for Truth.


5 posted on 02/15/2012 7:54:49 AM PST by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: Mustang Driver

Who’s John Kerry?


6 posted on 02/15/2012 7:55:29 AM PST by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (Who's John Galt?)
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To: Mustang Driver

Hey Kerry, 30 years is long enough.

Retire...soon


7 posted on 02/15/2012 7:59:51 AM PST by hattend (Jesus wants me to make churches pay for abortions. - Barack Obama)
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To: ILS21R

It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Look at his face and hand.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1825/slide_1825_24529_large.jpg

I don’t think this is a recent picture, but it’s still funny. I guess even HuffPo finds him goofy.


8 posted on 02/15/2012 8:03:38 AM PST by Cato in PA (1/26/12: Bloody Thursday)
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To: Mustang Driver

Can you imagine what he’d look like without the wig?


9 posted on 02/15/2012 8:08:01 AM PST by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: Mustang Driver

By the way, he served in Vietnam.


10 posted on 02/15/2012 8:08:32 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Mustang Driver

He probably can’t even ice skate. These people must practice lying once an hour just to keep in good form.


11 posted on 02/15/2012 8:10:04 AM PST by rod1
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To: Disambiguator
By the way, he served in Vietnam.

He said he served in Vietnam, Cambodia at Christmas....

He still owes 2.5M GIs an apology for his lying remarks.

12 posted on 02/15/2012 8:12:31 AM PST by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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To: Mustang Driver
Then, last month, he showed up at the White House with two black eyes and a swollen nose. The party line was a hockey puck broke his nose.

He should have gotten a lucky hockey mask from the CIA.

13 posted on 02/15/2012 8:19:21 AM PST by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: Mustang Driver

Holy Moly,

Forget about ol’ creepy eyes....this needs to be retitled.....

The Great 2012 Kerry Kickback!!!

Unbelievable article about what J.F’inKerry “placed” into the Obamacare....Where is OWS about these 1%’ers living large on Nantucket Island???

John Kerry will soon need a large fleet of Oldsmobiles!


14 posted on 02/15/2012 8:20:13 AM PST by trappedinnj (Missing Something)
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To: Mustang Driver

Botox injection bruising around the crows feet area. Notice no crows feet in the after photo? A little between the eyebrows too. Trust me.


15 posted on 02/15/2012 8:23:59 AM PST by poobear
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To: poobear

All that he still looks haggard and no younger or more attractive.


16 posted on 02/15/2012 8:33:15 AM PST by reformedliberal
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To: Mustang Driver
Jean François "F-ing Oompa Loompa" Kerry thread alert!


17 posted on 02/15/2012 8:44:27 AM PST by twister881
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To: reformedliberal

Yep, it’s just a smoother version of someone pushing 70. What’s the point? You’re still nearly 70 and there are some areas of the male anatomy that just won’t lie, if you know what I mean ;D!


18 posted on 02/15/2012 8:44:46 AM PST by poobear
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To: Mustang Driver

John Kerry is a hockey puck. A tip of the hat to Don Rickles.


19 posted on 02/15/2012 8:44:46 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Mustang Driver

What a freaking liar. No one would believe his manly hockey story. This guy was almost president?


20 posted on 02/15/2012 8:49:17 AM PST by Yaelle (Go Santorum!)
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To: Mustang Driver

Ahh, looks great. Hurt a lot less than when I blew rice into my ass in ‘nam.

Did I mention I was in ‘nam?


21 posted on 02/15/2012 9:14:25 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: Mustang Driver

Did he get a purple heart for those injuries?


22 posted on 02/15/2012 9:30:52 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Not Romney - Not ever!)
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To: Mustang Driver

One would think that with all those grevious shrapnel and bullet wounds he suffered in his 19 weeks in Vietnam he’d be about fed up with surgery. /s


23 posted on 02/15/2012 9:33:47 AM PST by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: Mustang Driver

I said this day one.


24 posted on 02/15/2012 1:16:40 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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