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Osama bin Laden 'had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown'
Daily Mail (U.K. Tabloid) ^ | 16th February 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 02/16/2012 7:31:26 PM PST by DogByte6RER

Edited on 02/16/2012 7:51:57 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Osama bin Laden 'had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown'

Like all beautiful, successful women Whitney Houston had more than her share of male admirers. But few stars could have provoked such unwanted attention as that which the singer received from one of history's most depraved and despicable men, terror chief Osama bin Laden. Extraordinary as it might seem, bin Laden is said to have lusted after Houston, dreamed of marrying her and at one point even plotted to murder her husband Bobby Brown.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: alqaeda; binladen; bobbybrown; hookah; islam; killbobbybrown; muhammadsminions; muslims; napl; obl; osamabinladen; religionofpeace; sexdrugshighsociety; sexdrugsrockandroll; smokingdope; stoned; tabloid; weird; wetdream; whitneyhouston
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Ms Boof, 37, who is black, claimed bin Laden scolded her for braiding her hair and ordered her to model herself on Houston instead.

She recalls in her book: 'He smoked a little marijuana from a gold hookah, sipping his tea and instructing me that I was always to keep hot tea for his 'kif-canbo,' to ease the burn in his chest.

'Osama said only monkeys braid their hair. He told me that the singer Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen and that she never wore her hair braided.

1 posted on 02/16/2012 7:31:43 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: Slings and Arrows

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2 posted on 02/16/2012 7:34:12 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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3 posted on 02/16/2012 7:36:58 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: DogByte6RER

I just can’t visualize bin Laden dancing to the B52s and Van Halen. It makes me laugh trying to. Strange...


4 posted on 02/16/2012 7:38:10 PM PST by Irenic
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To: DogByte6RER

That is one of the all-time great headlines!


5 posted on 02/16/2012 7:38:34 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: DogByte6RER

6 posted on 02/16/2012 7:39:06 PM PST by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: DogByte6RER

Which Van Halen-David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar? :)


7 posted on 02/16/2012 7:42:45 PM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: DogByte6RER
Osama said only monkeys braid their hair.

THAT'S RACIST!!! LOL
8 posted on 02/16/2012 7:44:17 PM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: DogByte6RER
That whole article was just totally awesome.

It was like a South Park episode.

9 posted on 02/16/2012 7:45:40 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Osama bin Laden 'had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown'

LOL...All things considered...

10 posted on 02/16/2012 7:54:31 PM PST by LaybackLenny (All hail Her Royal Highness Sarah, Queen of The Hobbits)
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To: DogByte6RER

What a fool he was. There are plenty of female celebrities that would have loved to hook up with him, due to their shared mutual hatred of America and Israel. Jane Fonda, Madonna, Rosanne Barr, that fat chick from the Dixie Chicks, Susan Sarandan, that blonde b!tch from Shallow Hal, Barbara Streisand, ect...


11 posted on 02/16/2012 8:07:06 PM PST by death2tyrants
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To: DogByte6RER

Wot! Obama been laudin’ Whitney Houston? When? Was she ever at the White House?


12 posted on 02/16/2012 8:32:23 PM PST by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: DogByte6RER

the dates cited in the article would make the woman 11 years old at the time.


13 posted on 02/16/2012 8:37:39 PM PST by 4buttons
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To: DogByte6RER

the dead osama, or the live osama in the white hut?


14 posted on 02/16/2012 9:08:29 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: DogByte6RER

He wanted to feel the heat with somebody...


15 posted on 02/16/2012 9:18:40 PM PST by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Who hasn't?
16 posted on 02/16/2012 9:35:10 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Who hasn’t?”

Me. ;o)


17 posted on 02/17/2012 12:41:02 AM PST by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

Spoilsport. ;^)


18 posted on 02/17/2012 1:17:27 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Oh my God.

I finally reached the end of the internet.

19 posted on 02/17/2012 2:29:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Delusional. Anything to sell a book...


20 posted on 02/17/2012 3:15:37 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lazamataz; DogByte6RER
> Oh my God. I finally reached the end of the internet.

http://www.endoftheinternet.com/

21 posted on 02/17/2012 3:22:07 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Drumbo

LOL! I know where I *won’t* be reposting this story!


22 posted on 02/17/2012 3:44:42 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Sounds like this woman worked as a writer for the now defunct "Weekly World News".

Her story has as much credibility as the WWN's stories about Bat Boy.


23 posted on 02/17/2012 6:10:25 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Who hasn't?

Me. I've never been stoned.

24 posted on 02/17/2012 8:10:45 AM PST by null and void (Day 1123 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: DogByte6RER

Are they sure it was marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown and not the other way around?


25 posted on 02/17/2012 1:00:08 PM PST by BulletBobCo
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ironically, Whitney Houston had stoned fantasies of murdering Osama Bin Laden.


26 posted on 02/18/2012 10:23:18 AM PST by a fool in paradise (If Obama brings troops home from Japan and Germany he can claim he won WWII finally as well as Iraq.)
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