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Squatting naked man Ramon H. Blair found with crack in buttocks in Stuart, police say
Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers ^ | February 17, 2012 | Will Greenlee

Posted on 02/17/2012 12:36:27 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

STUART, Fla. - A 28-year-old man accused of having cocaine in his buttocks and nose was arrested following tips from informants and instructions to squat, according to recently released records.

Ramon H. Blair was arrested Feb. 13 after a Martin County Sheriff's deputy learned from an informant that a man with $100 worth of crack cocaine "on his person" would be with a woman in a white Pontiac with no hubcaps.

(Excerpt) Read more at wptv.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: buttcrack; cocaine; crack; floriduh; napl
And tonight on "Leave it to Beaver," Wally and Eddie...
1 posted on 02/17/2012 12:36:34 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

hence the name...


2 posted on 02/17/2012 12:39:24 PM PST by bigbob
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To: ConservativeStatement

We are all guilty.............


3 posted on 02/17/2012 12:39:56 PM PST by Red Badger (If you are unemployed long enough, you are no longer unemployed.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ramon H. Blair, AKA `Numbnuts’


4 posted on 02/17/2012 12:40:08 PM PST by tumblindice (Whitey-American: Taxed Enough Already)
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To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise

Ain’t you glad you’re not the one who had to find it?


5 posted on 02/17/2012 12:41:11 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Looks Amish. Or Irish.


6 posted on 02/17/2012 12:41:51 PM PST by albie
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To: ConservativeStatement

I have a feeling a headline writer has been waiting his whole life for this story.


7 posted on 02/17/2012 12:42:39 PM PST by Mangia E Statti Zitto
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To: ConservativeStatement
I know a plumber who's got a crack!
8 posted on 02/17/2012 12:43:23 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"found with crack in buttocks ...."

Why is this news? Now, if they find a man without a crack in the buttocks ....
9 posted on 02/17/2012 12:43:38 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: MrB

It’s happened again.


10 posted on 02/17/2012 12:45:32 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (I am pro-Jesus, anti-abortion, pro-limited government, anti-GOP.)
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To: Red Badger

What was that Rand quote?
Oh, yeah,

there is no way to rule innocent men,
you have to make everything illegal,
even to the point of having a crack in your butt,
so that everyone is a lawbreaker.
Then you got ‘em.


11 posted on 02/17/2012 12:46:36 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

The butt of all jokes ping


12 posted on 02/17/2012 12:46:48 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Red Badger
"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws wind."
13 posted on 02/17/2012 12:48:35 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Crack in buttocks in Stuart?

14 posted on 02/17/2012 12:51:32 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Squatting naked man Ramon H. Blair found with crack in buttocks . . .

Um, isn't this normal???

15 posted on 02/17/2012 12:54:40 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The woman had no hubcaps?


16 posted on 02/17/2012 12:55:05 PM PST by eCSMaster (Excommunicate heretics)
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To: Mangia E Statti Zitto

In 1970 at the military journalism school I was sent to the old Gunny who taught writing and writing of headlines told us to “read every line you write with the dirtiest possible mind because if you don’t someone else will”.


17 posted on 02/17/2012 12:55:22 PM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: sneakers

LOL!!!!


18 posted on 02/17/2012 1:06:21 PM PST by sneakers (EAT YOUR PEAS!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I bet it cost more than $100 to apprehend this guy and payoff the informant.


19 posted on 02/17/2012 1:06:56 PM PST by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Probably found a hare in his nose too.


20 posted on 02/17/2012 1:07:38 PM PST by crosshairs (Liberalism is to truth, what east is to west.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

here is another squatters story

http://www.news.com.au/national/british-tourist-bitten-down-under-by-deadly-aussie-snake-while-answering-call-of-nature/story-e6frfkvr-1226273134158


21 posted on 02/17/2012 1:09:57 PM PST by SF_Redux (Sarah stands for accountablility and personal responsiblity, democrats can't live with that)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The affidavit didn't specify whether the paper was notebook paper, tissue paper, printer paper, card stock, papyrus, parchment, vellum, newsprint or another variation of paper entirely. Nor was it clear whether it was of letter, legal or ledger size.

Now that there's funny.
22 posted on 02/17/2012 1:13:06 PM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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To: ConservativeStatement

At least it didn’t happen in a Wal-Mart.


23 posted on 02/17/2012 1:13:06 PM PST by ken in texas
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24 posted on 02/17/2012 1:16:20 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“instructions to squat”???

What kind of squattin’ are we talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?


25 posted on 02/17/2012 1:17:52 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I believe that you missed part of the title, should have “Confucius Say” at the beginning.


26 posted on 02/17/2012 1:22:27 PM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Tomorrow's headlines today:

Cracker's Crack's Crack - Cracked Case!


27 posted on 02/17/2012 1:29:37 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
...naked man... found with crack in buttocks...

Aren't we all?

28 posted on 02/17/2012 1:37:44 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("The facts of life are Tory." -- Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Revolting cat!
Before I clicked your link I was going to suggest this, butt never mind!
29 posted on 02/17/2012 2:04:23 PM PST by EdReform (Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping?


30 posted on 02/17/2012 2:06:14 PM PST by EdReform (Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The woman didn’t have hubcaps?


31 posted on 02/17/2012 2:20:04 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Sopater
Now that there's funny.

I was going to post that, but since you did, I'll just ask.

What the he** is that all about?

I think a certain, snotty little reporter needs a swat from his editor.

32 posted on 02/17/2012 2:40:03 PM PST by BfloGuy (The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

Or, a guy with too much...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA


33 posted on 02/17/2012 2:40:17 PM PST by FLAMING DEATH (Are you better off than you were $4 trillion ago?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This stuff just writes itself.


34 posted on 02/17/2012 2:54:54 PM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: BfloGuy
I think a certain, snotty little reporter needs a swat from his editor.

Can't argue there... When I read that I thought that maybe it was a blog post at a news site. But no, it was the "genuine" article. Not very professional, but it did make me snicker.
35 posted on 02/17/2012 3:02:27 PM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Have you ever been up at the crack of Dawn?


36 posted on 02/17/2012 3:03:41 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: EdReform; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I see that Captain Obvious is still writing headlines.


37 posted on 02/17/2012 3:04:06 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Sopater
Yes, it was snickerful.
38 posted on 02/17/2012 3:50:46 PM PST by BfloGuy (The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

All wise cracks avoid coke.


39 posted on 02/17/2012 4:46:55 PM PST by ApplegateRanch ("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Yeah, the bubbles must really hurt.


40 posted on 02/17/2012 8:27:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

"You heard right. In the buttocks."

41 posted on 02/17/2012 8:47:08 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Election 2012 - America stands or falls. No more excuses. Get involved.)
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mark


42 posted on 02/18/2012 12:38:14 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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