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To: AnTiw1

Send him back to Sears and Roebuck, where he came from.


3 posted on 02/20/2012 2:28:29 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
" Send him back to Sears and Roebuck, where he came from. "


DEAR SIR:

Enclosed please find your

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(1) Mitt Romney Item code: 2012KOLOB

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returned by express shipping.

Our customer service technicians tested this item and found nothing wrong with your Mitt Romney.

I refer you to page two of your owner's manual that clearly states that if your Romney product is functioning normally it will resemble a dead man walking. This a feature unique to this product.

We thank you for your business,

Mr. Librino Whitehorse

Customer Service Dept., Sears & Roebuck



9 posted on 02/20/2012 3:44:07 AM PST by AnTiw1
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