Posted on 02/24/2012 8:01:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I keep wondering if, regardless of the outcome, the first thing the Party-That-Names-Itself-Republican should do is have a top-down all hands field day.
(That’s Old School Navy talk for a real, REAL thorough cleaning.....although “clean” doesn’t really completely describe the process or the results you expect.)
Maybe “Purge” is a better word......
...shoulda proofread it BEFORE I hit POST....
Thank you SO much!
Do you happen to know the call letters for the station in Cleveland? I thought there was one out of Toledo, too, but I’m not picking it up. Luckily, someone posted the live stream link, though.
I am on time today and thank you for the ping as a reminder. I was distracted by my celery and peanut butter side for lunch! Mmm, takes years off my life.
Any Pharisees out there?
“Is there anyone more insane than Ron Paul????”
Absolutely. The Paulbots.
Purge, baby, Purge. :-)
I’m going to have to listen to the Levin podcast from last night. Sorry I missed it.
Hi dancusa, made a mistake over at the Sound Off Connecticut thread, it was in the nation of Slovakia that the bridge was named Chuck Norris:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/slovaks_rally_around_bridge_called_iIRIlt7WQuuOH2gNVT3OYO
“WJR in Detroit, is pre-empting Rush today.”
Dang, I had no idea. Thank you for the heads up. What on earth are they going to run that is so darn in demand? I hope my back up station works.
LOL.
I swear, the overzealous “fanbots” of candidates do their candidates more harm than good.
Here is my back up station:
http://www.knrs.com/pages/player.html
I think it is out of Utah...but it is up and running.
For once, “Thank you, Rush” for stopping that audio of that babbling fool (not certain of the name).
Good afternoon n’@!
Rush off to a fast start—”Republicans are not the killer—abortion is.”
Excellent.
Santorum NEEDS to win (Noot has pretty much given up on) Michigan to RID us of Obamney.
You have a point. It’s truly scary how incredibly cultlike they are. I have no doubt he could command them to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and hordes of Paulbots would plunge off it.
I think that was Jonathan Capehart (or is it Capon?).
You’re wrong, I’ve been reeducated to ignore right and wrong and am now a born again Nootard.
But I don’t understand why my candidate is polling at half of the Pharisee?
hahahaha, “he needs to iron his face!”
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