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1 posted on 02/25/2012 5:31:13 AM PST by billorites
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2 posted on 02/25/2012 5:33:30 AM PST by ClearCase_guy ("And the public gets what the public wants" -- The Jam)
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I suppose that means they should all carry umbrellas, even if pigs don’t fly.


3 posted on 02/25/2012 5:41:10 AM PST by Daveinyork
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Alliteration lives! (at least in the headline) Holy flerkinshnit!


4 posted on 02/25/2012 5:45:22 AM PST by Bushbacker1 (I miss President Bush! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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Was this not covered in the reasearch book on the subject written by that guy named Who Flung Poo?


5 posted on 02/25/2012 6:07:41 AM PST by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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The sky is falling pooping and the weather calls for overcrap skies.
6 posted on 02/25/2012 6:25:38 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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“Will Joe Dirt please pick up the brown courtesy phone ... Joe Dirt”


7 posted on 02/25/2012 6:26:40 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Limbaugh: Tim Tebow miracle: "He had atheists praying to God that he would lose.")
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Well once upon a time the Almighty rained down manna bread from heaven however what’s been coming down now is much more deserving for mankind.


8 posted on 02/25/2012 6:28:16 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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The only thing that would have made that headline better is if it had happened in Finland.


9 posted on 02/25/2012 6:36:55 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (2012 isn't an election - it's a restraining order.)
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Charles Forte speculated that this was waste dumps from passing space craft. ;-)


10 posted on 02/25/2012 6:47:28 AM PST by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR!)
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It’s that damn Otto again with his crap catapault. He freezes it so it’ll fly farther.


12 posted on 02/25/2012 6:54:51 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Move out from under the Ryanair route, dummkopf!
13 posted on 02/25/2012 6:59:34 AM PST by BlazingArizona
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Poo ping


14 posted on 02/25/2012 6:59:51 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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Hmm. Has anyone correlated the dates between the flying loads of crap and Moochelle’s monthly vacation schedule?


15 posted on 02/25/2012 7:04:36 AM PST by Pravious
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“Twenty centimetre frozen balls in his garden that stank terribly” - You harvest the cantaloupe in the Fall, not the Spring. Some people have green thumbs, others have black heads and they use clearasil.


17 posted on 02/25/2012 7:44:58 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Did this take place near Frankfurt? If so the headline needs to be rewritten...

Frozen Falling Faeces Flummox Frankfurters


18 posted on 02/25/2012 8:04:46 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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I’m sure that phrase is hilarious in the original German, something about fliegen und gefahrten no doubt.


20 posted on 02/25/2012 8:07:37 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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21 posted on 02/25/2012 8:55:37 AM PST by Manic_Episode (Politics is fake. I think it's owned by Vince Mcmahon)
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Those aircraft toilets must have used the design of old European train restrooms: you pooped directly on the tracks. There was a sign warning you not to do it while in the station.


22 posted on 02/25/2012 9:03:08 AM PST by DeFault User
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Muslim and Arab airlines dropping their crap on the way back to their crap countries.


26 posted on 02/25/2012 11:28:40 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: billorites; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
In Rodersdorf, Saxony two weekends ago, an 81 year-old pensioner heard something hitting his roof. Upon further investigation he found 20-centimetre frozen balls in his garden that stank terribly.

Barney Frank has issued a statement saying he'd like them back.

27 posted on 02/25/2012 11:51:33 AM PST by a fool in paradise (If Obama brings troops home from Japan and Germany he can claim he won WWII finally as well as Iraq.)
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