I like this a tad better:
Miss Puke, I’m sorry if you’re “offended” by me calling you a *slut* and a *prostitute*, but since that’s what you ARE if you want us to pay for your sex activity, LIVE WITH IT, BIMBO! Or simply divert a paltry $3,000 for the sex products you say you need, from your $65-67,000/yr college tuition, from whomever is paying it. I’m sure your parents are real proud of you, floosie! BTW, Miss Puke, WHY does a left-wing, lib-dem, lesbian activist NEED contraceptive products?
If that thing gets tax funds, shouldn’t they declare her crotch government property and open for the public use?
Hell, DC locals could bring lawn chairs and set up shop. It would be just like the ocean..... wet, wide and full of crabs.