Skip to comments.The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, March 12, 2012
Posted on 03/12/2012 8:03:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I thought Mark Steyn was hosting today?
No Rush today!
You are correct.
hello IMPR and fellow tribal members.
Extraneous Wind sends ...
Mark said he would be hosting in a column he wrote over the weekend.
My bad. I didn’t listen on Friday as much as I would have liked. Work sometimes interferes with my 3 hours of Rush. :o) Thanks for the information though!
LOL - All I know is I hope whomever is hosting calls someone a slut. I rather enjoy the ensuing hand wringing.
Yes, Steyn the Newt killer is hosting today. I wonder if it has dawned on Steyn yet that if not Newt, who? And how will he spin either of them in a positive way?
The end game goes like this....Okay...No one who has objections to birth control, transvestite ops, killing babies has to provide insurance........BUT.....We ae opening "Secular" Planned Parenthood Offices in every school, in every hospital, in every Town, in every workplace...at government expense.
Perhaps the amazing Mr. Steyn will use the word slattern.
Oh, wait, no. Update: It wasnt a congressional hearing; the Democrats just got it up to look like one, like summer stock, with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid doing the show right here in the barn, and providing a cardboard set for the world premiere of Miss Fluke Goes to Washington, with full supporting cast led by Chuck Schumer strolling in through the French windows in tennis whites and drawling, Anyone for bull****?
Oh, and the young coed turns out to be 30, which is what less evolved cultures refer to as early middle age. Shes a couple of years younger than Mozart was at the time he croaked, but, if the Dems are to be believed, the plucky little Grade 24 schoolgirl has already made an even greater contribution to humanity. Shes had the courage to stand up in public and demand that someone else (and this is where one is obliged to tiptoe cautiously, lest offense is given to gallant defenders of the good name of American maidenhood such as the many prestigious soon-to-be-former sponsors of this column whove booked Bill Maher...from his column.
Rush said he’ll be at a charity golf outing.