Posted on 03/13/2012 8:11:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
My other impression is that the majority of women had an overwhelming negative reaction to Fluke. Women have gone to school with women like her and have had to put up with women like her in the workplace. I think they viewed her as a sort of snarky sorority girl, spoiled, privileged, incompetent, and concerned with all things ovarian, and little else. This might work in school, but it doesn't work in the real world. Obama made a huge mistake by calling her and guess what? His approval among women tanked.
here is the thing
almost to a man, the NOW nags are butt ugly but that ain’t enuf......these train wrecks then weird cut their hair, add glasses the size of Space Shuttle windows and eye colors so queer Mayan’s would cut your heart out.
Do you remember a few years ago when Mark Levin got the nags all bothered when he called NOW “The National Organization for Ugly Women?”
So after they raised a stink, he went on the air and announced, that he needed to make a correction. “They’re the National Organization for REALLY Ugly Women.”
Media Matters actually printed his response verbatim, and it was a hilarious and beautiful thing to behold.
that’s the decision part of 2 halfs.......1st the Muslim told the Catholic Church to bite it.......lotta pullpit talks tween then and Flucker.....
.. the elites might as well had Sharon Stone address the Senate in a short dress and no panties....oh wait....
Gulfstream G450 recently became the first business jet to cross the Atlantic using biofuels.
however - they only use 50% biofuel mixed with 50% jeta
and they only used it in one engine - the other used 100% jeta
wonder how many kids went hungry so the enviro wackjobs could feel good about themselves - wonder how much fertilizer was used to grow the fuel
Good afternoon, megaRushStandsUpToTheLibsdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Darn...the caller, Michael (sounded like NY accent) was Making great points...so of course they take that call seconds before a news break.
Got the women’s college b-ball brackets done. Going out on a limb to say tht UConn women can take it all, but they must beat the first number 1 seed, Baylor.
I think the diet thingie attack on America is to force us to eat stuff that poops as biofuels. The second that happens Maxine Watters will scribe legistation sayin the Goverment owns her citizens
Yet, the big money makers is to be found doing drilling either for oil or gas as Rush has said.
I’m still deciding if I will watch “Game Change”.
I’m gonna watch it but ain’t payin a penny to see it....this is the southwest.....I figger I’ll find an unscathed disc at the skeet range
Re: voting
Southern democrats didn’t want blacks to vote or have ID. You see, they weren’t really persons, much like the unborn today. Some history is in order.
Re: women
Wouldn’t Dunn obviously conspire with the WH and Obama donor, Hollywood lobs via Game Change? Hence, Obama, woman hater. A history refresher a la lipstick on a pig, lessening mammograms and pap smears, taking away vouchers for kids from those struggling single moms, calling reporters sweetie, etc. be in order?
But babies are a punishment, Hillary and the Clinton’s were racist liars (did he slam her re: election, even knocking off delegate gatherers), and he really cares about the hanging, stoning, torture of Muslim women and children. /s
We know he wants grandma to take the pill instead of getting treatment (probably what his gran got, a la Felos). But hey, she was a racist raising a black kid in the 60s, while mom was off flunking (the poor mom with ‘no insurance’, he couldn’t be bothered to visit before her death. He sure can use women when needed.
Boy, we have a real p*ssy for a President.
He goes around apologizing to everyone, and is afraid of his own shadow, as well as a woman who’s NOT running against him.
Remember, he ran against her for the election. How can we forget the lawyer swarm, Andrew in her crotch, SNL, media editing, Letterman, Maher, etc.. Till this day no one knows her Alaska accomplishments.
Late in bttt
The P*ssy In Chief picks on girls.
Michael Steele was on Bill Maher last week and just sat there and said nothing while all the liars lied.
I’ve lost all respect for him.
.....and the results uniformly sound like one of those drugged-out doofus' that I'd see hanging around the campus newspaper offices back in '70.
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