This was posted all over Facebook AFTER his loss in Kansas.
Posted on 03/14/2012 8:16:18 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It’s how they have to spin it because they can’t believe Santorum won.
This “code word” garbage has got to go.
folks do not understand the economy cause we ain’t educatin them about it.......I like the cow exampl’n capitalism, socialism, marxism , and communism.....
one would think FOX NEWS might offer such a piece but NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I agree.
The depths libs will go to in order to discredit anyone conservative is disgusting.
I love it...thow’n some concrete in Myth’s shorts is a good thing
IMO, the message from yesterday’s primaries is that WE DON’T WANT MITT ROMNEY!
Amen!
Thanks in advance.
Grrr.... seems I'm always a half-step behind, always distracted during Rush's show. ;-)
Unfortunately, I missed what he said.
Maybe Rush will repeat whatever he said just before he ends today’s show...
LOL, I like your tagline! It’s TRUE after all... ;-D
No, conservative women aren’t self-pity wracked, insecure or stupid enough to run to a man filled congress with hands out; That’s the equiv of ‘way, we need a man to dictate to us, the opposite of a woman who fully values her womanhood, is secure, THINKS about consequences and responsibity BEFORE they open their legs and don’t need to call ourselves ‘feminists’, we see our parts and know who we are. Maybe they should burn their strains instead of their bras, and look to find out who they are, instead of a hit and runner being the bane of their existence.
Is a shame to see those with so much God given power, walk back to the Bell forced sterilization laws of the past, or the one child policy of the future. And they wonder why they can’t find a man.
If the gov’t did force sterilize them, they’d probably think it was a good idea (wee, non-stop sex). Not one of these idiots addressed The deadly STDs, AIDS or future cervical cancer with just BC. Why aren’t they lobbying for the strongest condoms? If their minds are this week, you know they don’t even ask the guy to use condoms... After all, they’re getting abortions and there are a hell of a lot more STDs than the booty, 2 shot penecillin fix since Roe v. Wade and Doe v. Bolton (both of which were based on lies and were bad law , btw McCorvey and Cano/Roe, Doe, are both pro-life now). One day ask a pro abort what the outcome of their pregnancies.
Sanger, lies; Kinsey, lies, etc. Everyone should read The Architects of the Culture of Death and re: Kinsey watch the Children of Table 34 and definitely Absolutely Wicked on YouTube. Also watch Carol Everett there re: underhanded targeting of teens, quota, purposely defective condoms, etc.. These and others were Really sick people.
Rant off via mobile.
And you believe Romney would actually implement any of these proposed economic solutions. Romney is more of an unknown quantity than any of the others.
Has anyone else noticed that we haven’t heard much from Ron Paul and the Paulbots lately?
I thought Ron was an unstoppable force, who won every online poll?
I don’t even hear Paulbots calling into talk shows anymore.
Thanks All. My Dr. went home for the day :( and so did I. I’m sipping thera flu, drank some pepto, listening to Rush while working from home..... hopefully it’s just a 24 hr thing...
missed it......
Soros is reroutin the money
Good point... and I don't miss 'em one bit! ;-)
Not many Paultards left on FR either. Was there a purge or something?
Somebody had better tell Whoopie the lockbox has been opened.
Hey, they can dictate to a home lunch kid a la Michelle, I’m going to clubs, in the bedroom with them to make sure activist nitwits are using birth control (I’ll need a smart meter equiv), and the men are using FDA approved and not Planned Parenthood condoms (booting two in Consumer Reports way back.
I’m tired of the Patty Hearst type, sexual bulimia dictating for license, while calling it freedom.
Thank you gov’t/twisted, lying, agenda driven experts and ‘educators’ for breaking up the family and creating feminized males and those irresponsible males/females we have now.
Remember Clinton and Obama started office on BC Bj, Whittington Letter, hubby of Roe lawyer, Hillcare and hitting our vets.
A reminder to all vets out there, we took an oath.
I warned people about this guy from way back, no one listened.
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