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Who is Sandra Fluke?
www.humanevents.com ^ | 03/14/2012 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 03/15/2012 12:02:20 PM PDT by forbushalltheway

Did I miss the deadline for alternative opinions on Sandra Fluke?

What with liberal women constantly talking about their vaginas suddenly pretending to be offended by the word "slut," and conservatives pretending to be as pussified as liberals about the nasty names they've been called, I never got an answer to the most pressing question about Sandra Fluke: Who are you again?

Was Fluke dragged out of obscurity after the women of America took a vote and chose her as our spokeswoman? Please, Sandra, we know how deeply private, publicity-shy and terribly busy with law school you are, but we need you to speak for us!

I don't think that happened. Rather, Fluke is the latest in a long line of my absolute favorite liberal typology: hysterical drama queens.

From Murphy Brown to the Jersey Girls, Cindy Sheehan, Joe Wilson and the New School's Jean Rohe, these fantasists inject themselves into a boiling-hot public debate and then claim victim status when anyone criticizes them.

At least since I've been keeping score, liberals had their first brush with the dark night of fascism in 1992, when Dan Quayle said of a fictional TV character: "It doesn't help matters when prime-time TV has Murphy Brown ... mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child alone and calling it just another lifestyle choice."

Suddenly, it was 1939 Germany and multimillionaire Hollywood elites were the Jews.

At the Emmy Awards ceremony that year, the creator of "Murphy Brown," Diane English, took the occasion to say: "I would like to thank our sponsors for hanging in there when it was getting really dangerous."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; billmaher; dncplant; fluke; partisanmediashills; rushlimbaugh; sandrafluke

1 posted on 03/15/2012 12:02:21 PM PDT by forbushalltheway
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To: forbushalltheway

A famous American Slut.


2 posted on 03/15/2012 12:04:58 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: forbushalltheway

I heard she’s a slut..........


3 posted on 03/15/2012 12:04:58 PM PDT by Red Badger (If the Government can make you buy health insurance, they can make you buy a Volt................)
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To: forbushalltheway

Did she just say that Sarah was p*******d or pretending to be? Oh, Ann, you’re off your nut.


4 posted on 03/15/2012 12:08:22 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
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To: forbushalltheway

ok, I get it.....Sandra Fluke is the new Cindy Sheehan...


5 posted on 03/15/2012 12:09:48 PM PDT by malia
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To: samtheman

A famous old American slut. Isn’t 30 old for a slut?


6 posted on 03/15/2012 12:10:09 PM PDT by baileybat
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To: forbushalltheway

Funny that I guarantee that even if she goes to some ultra-liberal party, the word “slut” will briefly flash in everyone’s mind when they see her.


7 posted on 03/15/2012 12:13:03 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: forbushalltheway
"WHO IS SANDRA FLUCKE?"

WHO CARES?

8 posted on 03/15/2012 12:16:29 PM PDT by DeaconRed (I am the Only Daddy that will walk the line. . . . . . .)
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To: baileybat

A hoary old slut.


9 posted on 03/15/2012 12:16:29 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: forbushalltheway

For what it’s worth: I don’t much give a fluck for this fluke!


10 posted on 03/15/2012 12:17:38 PM PDT by JimVT (Oh, the days of the Kerry dancing, Oh, the ring of the piper's tune)
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To: forbushalltheway

Deteriorata - National Lampoon

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.
Ro-tate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.
Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for “Ken.”
Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be-—
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.


11 posted on 03/15/2012 12:22:35 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: forbushalltheway
There once was a Fluke named Sandy.

Who was always feeling quite randy.

She wanted to keep getting that di*k.

But the price of the pill made her sick.

Though getting it free would be dandy.

12 posted on 03/15/2012 12:24:20 PM PDT by apillar
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To: forbushalltheway

She’s a slut who’s not smart enough to be a prostitute.

She gives it away.


13 posted on 03/15/2012 12:33:36 PM PDT by Jack Burton007 (This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.)
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To: samtheman
A famous American Slut.

Who are you referring to - Fluke or Coulter?

Coulter has, in my book, outed herself as a RINO attention whore.

14 posted on 03/15/2012 12:34:37 PM PDT by bkopto (Obama is merely a symptom of a more profound, systemic disease in American body politic.)
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To: forbushalltheway

Fluke’s a slut. Next question.....


15 posted on 03/15/2012 12:38:27 PM PDT by b4its2late (Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.)
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To: forbushalltheway
This Fluker is something else. She just wants to Fluke around all over the place and have us pay for it all.

Then all these famous Fluken liberals just pile on and use her as a political (which of course she couldn't give a Fluke about). Well no it's blown up in their faces they're Fluked and they can't seem to pay enough to get her to go away.

16 posted on 03/15/2012 12:39:18 PM PDT by GulfBreeze (Still a Santorum guy !)
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To: forbushalltheway

I like that she called Joe Wilson an “hysterical drama queen”.


17 posted on 03/15/2012 12:40:51 PM PDT by riverdawg
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To: MNDude

“Funny that I guarantee that even if she goes to some ultra-liberal party, the word “slut” will briefly flash in everyone’s mind when they see her.”

And every guy there, after a few drinks of course, is gonna try to score and easy one.


18 posted on 03/15/2012 12:44:35 PM PDT by Londo Molari
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To: forbushalltheway
What with liberal women constantly talking about their vaginas suddenly pretending to be offended by the word "slut,,...excellent....
19 posted on 03/15/2012 1:00:52 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: forbushalltheway

At least she took a break from campaigning for Mitt Romney.


20 posted on 03/15/2012 1:03:11 PM PDT by Advocatus Sancti Sepulchri
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To: baileybat
A famous old American slut. Isn’t 30 old for a slut?

Nah! My ex-wife is 50. THAT is an old American slut!

21 posted on 03/15/2012 1:12:04 PM PDT by Tallguy (It's all 'Fun and Games' until somebody loses an eye!)
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To: forbushalltheway
Sorry, but I no longer care what this feckless RINO beeatch has to say about anything.

BTW, what does Joe Wilson have to do with the price of condoms or birth control in America???

22 posted on 03/15/2012 1:26:14 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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To: bkopto

Fluke and Coulter. One Slut For Socialism. One Slut for RINOism.


23 posted on 03/15/2012 1:30:37 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: forbushalltheway

Wonder what Sandra’s definition of a slut is?


24 posted on 03/15/2012 1:39:34 PM PDT by ex-snook ("above all things, truth beareth away the victory")
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To: forbushalltheway
Who is Sandra Fluke?

I've been led to believe she is a ^@#$%&* that *&^%$#@!@# and ^$&^*&+@$#%^ whenever she *@#&^$%^&* because of her ^%&*@!+^% or &*$!@~^(+&^%&**%, otherwise she's just a ~!@#$%^&*+*&% ^%$&+@#!%$^&&$* or &+*&%^$#@!%$^ at best.

25 posted on 03/15/2012 1:39:52 PM PDT by varon (Congress is a sanctuary for political criminals)
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To: forbushalltheway

Some chick that can probably shoot ping-pong balls out of her hoo-ha, while sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.


26 posted on 03/15/2012 1:44:56 PM PDT by jrg
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To: forbushalltheway

Fluke is no ‘private citizen’. She is an activist.


27 posted on 03/15/2012 1:49:14 PM PDT by griswold3 (Big Government does not tolerate rivals.)
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To: griswold3

DFU PRESENTS: HITLER RANTS ABOUT SANDRA FLUKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aehfgtpe0w


28 posted on 03/15/2012 2:28:11 PM PDT by itsLUCKY2B (?Borders, Language, and Culture.?)
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To: forbushalltheway

Maybe fluke is one of the lady sluts who held ‘slut march’banners up as they marched last year. Yes. They call themselves sluts and they are proud of it.


29 posted on 03/15/2012 3:09:41 PM PDT by whiteclockinthetrees (time deposits pearls)
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To: forbushalltheway; a fool in paradise

Fluke Fluke!


30 posted on 03/15/2012 3:15:47 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: forbushalltheway
Tomorrow's headlines today:

Frack Floozy Fluke!


31 posted on 03/15/2012 3:17:05 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tallguy

Yikes. Slut at 50? Don’t women ever get tired of vamping around, trying to get men to sleep with them?

Sandra looks like a lesbian to me. Lesbians can be sluts, too.


32 posted on 03/15/2012 3:56:24 PM PDT by baileybat
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To: forbushalltheway; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
I like Gloria Steinem. She was a helluva comediane when she used to write for Harvey "Little Annie Fanny" Kurtzman.

But she tried to steal my pen when I had her sign these books!

33 posted on 03/15/2012 7:31:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: malia
She is the Gold Standard.

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34 posted on 03/15/2012 7:38:34 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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