Leave the lumberjackin’ to the young guys.
you know those forms you prefill and get “ the interview “ ?
I did one and the nurse was like 30 and ax’d damn personal
stuff about damn personal stuff.....then got to what I had what was to be done and what discomfort was I feelin.....
I said it hurts like 1/2 the time
she said softly....do you pass wind ?
I said what ???
she said do you fart ?
me bein me said.... “ watch this”
she left.