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Little Rock Airport to be renamed for Bill and Hillary Clinton
Arkansas Times ^ | 16 MAR 2012 | Max Brantley

Posted on 03/17/2012 8:43:27 AM PDT by DCBryan1

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To: rarestia

How about a special TSA screening line with a “happy ending”.


21 posted on 03/17/2012 9:25:48 AM PDT by Scutter
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To: DCBryan1

Why do they want to name it after the Clintons - is there a porno shop on premises?


22 posted on 03/17/2012 9:43:26 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (2012 isn't an election - it's a restraining order.)
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To: Scutter
How about a special TSA screening line with a “happy ending”.

TSA Official: "Sir, you have been randomly selected to be interviewed in the RON BROWN INTERVIEW ROOM....step this way please".

23 posted on 03/17/2012 9:48:47 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Tagline removed at the request of someone who doesn't "get" Monty Python or Shakespeare.)
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To: DCBryan1

I’m all for it if they rename an airport with BilHil but instead of Little Rock it should be the Mena, ARK. airport renamed instead.


24 posted on 03/17/2012 10:02:34 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: IMR 4350

We honor all Frequent Liar Rewards in-terminal.

25 posted on 03/17/2012 10:12:19 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Karliner

The airport will have a lot of desk jobs.

Now that is funny, Karliner.... don’t think I’d wash my hands in the sink !!


26 posted on 03/17/2012 10:14:35 AM PDT by Froggie
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To: Karliner

The airport will have a lot of desk jobs.

Now that is funny, Karliner.... don’t think I’d wash my hands in the sink !!


27 posted on 03/17/2012 10:14:50 AM PDT by Froggie
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To: DCBryan1

What about the Vince Foster Memorial Airport? He gave MORE.


28 posted on 03/17/2012 10:15:42 AM PDT by Yaelle (Santorum 2012)
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To: DCBryan1

`Ladies and gentlemen, we’re approaching our descent to Clinton National Airport. Would you please make sure that your seat backs and tray tables are in their upright and locked positions, and that your pants are pulled up and zippered.’


29 posted on 03/17/2012 10:16:58 AM PDT by tumblindice (our new, happy lives)
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To: tumblindice

Hey women got a long layover or flight delay at Clinton Intl? Now get a free government paid in-terminal abortion at the lower level of Concourse C. Just a small donation to the DNC is all that is requested at the location. Happy flyby abortions!


30 posted on 03/17/2012 10:23:57 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: DCBryan1
Nope, still gonna be Adams Field to me or LIT...never gonna call it *LIT.

I'm sure you can figure out the additional letter that would be required if they named it after the "toons.

31 posted on 03/17/2012 10:24:50 AM PDT by and so? (If it angers you, a sarcasm or irony tag after everything I post should be assumed)
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To: DCBryan1

Pimpercrombie and Bitch International Airport.


32 posted on 03/17/2012 10:34:55 AM PDT by RichInOC (An erect Bill Clinton has no conscience.)
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To: DCBryan1

How about Whitewater National Airport?


33 posted on 03/17/2012 10:46:08 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: tflabo

(Stewardess on intercom)
“Comrades: Ya’ll will note that the Flying C travel stop in the main concourse has a variety of things to do for adults as well as kids. There’s a store/gift shop with all kinds of things that you can buy for your flight, as well as food and drink.
For you illiterates there are Video Book Rentals. You can rent a video book or two at one stop, and then return them at the next one! This really cuts down the boredom.
There are new DVDs as well: `President’s Day: Pants Half Off, starring George Clooney and Juliann Moore; `UFC’s Hillary v. Fluke: The Mud Games,’ `Our Friends the Bears’ by Timothy Treadwell, `Shedding My Skin’ by James Carville and `The Itsy Bitsy Spider’ by Gov. Blago, #92850.
There are also loads of novelty gifts, rubber knives, guns and swords, t-shirts, and funny stuff, like the rattle snake in a can, the bleating calf or the California earthquake in a can, as well as the William J. Clinton Memorial Sex Novelties Store, an entire shop full of latex and hard rubber aids, toys, movies and such. 12 or older!
Y’all have fun, ya hear? And visit Li’l Rock again real soon!”


34 posted on 03/17/2012 10:46:29 AM PDT by tumblindice (our new, happy lives)
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To: DCBryan1

Shouldn’t the name go to Mena AK airport where the drugs Bill knew about when AG and Gov. were run in and out of?


35 posted on 03/17/2012 11:31:44 AM PDT by RicocheT (Eat the rich only if you're certain it's your last meal)
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To: DCBryan1

Two liars with Muslim financial ties and one of them cheats on his wife and as President is impeached.
Name an airport after them? America has gone crazy.


36 posted on 03/17/2012 11:32:05 AM PDT by Freddd (NoPA ngineers.)
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To: DCBryan1

For the record, there is already a Clinton. SC.

Rock Hill is now nothing more than a bedroom suburb of increasingly liberal Charlotte NC.

‘Nuff said.


37 posted on 03/17/2012 11:40:49 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: DCBryan1

One more insult to Arkansas involving the Clintons.


38 posted on 03/17/2012 11:41:29 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (I believe in Cap and Trade. I know, I know... Cap spending and trade Obama!)
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To: DCBryan1
Little Rock Airport to be renamed for Bill and Hillary Clinton

That's just too damn funny...

Anyone still in Arkansas, get out as fast as possible...

39 posted on 03/17/2012 11:48:30 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: napscoordinator

I would not name anything after Clinton. There is no comparison to him and Reagan. Clinton does not justify anything named after him.
Reagan was a great president.


40 posted on 03/17/2012 12:16:15 PM PDT by Jennikins (We are being ruled, not governed.)
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