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Charleston (WV) Daily Mail ^ | March 21, 2012 | Don Surber

Posted on 03/21/2012 8:18:47 AM PDT by Mustang Driver

Inspired by how moderators at Lucianne and Free Republic handle comments, I refuse to let just anyone comment. Liberals who are nice are OK. Especially if they are from West Virginia or Cleveland. But then at that point they are not really trolls, just readers who disagree with me. As for actual trolls, I do not blog to be berated. As readers know, I have told a few people who are unhappy with my writing that there are a million other blogs. Go read them. Free speech means I support your right to speak on your soapbox. This is “mine.”

Last night, this troll from Austin, Texas, (most people have an ISP that can be easily located) submitted this as his audition for American Troll.

I was not impressed.

Readers may decide for their own:

Obama cut taxes on the rich, Obama cut social funding, Obama gave billions to banks and corporations… Not exactly a marxist dude. Bush did same thing, but mostly gave to oil companies, and defense companies. And they have the galls to call themselves “Patriots”. You are not “Patriots”You never were. You are nothing but sick, demented, and hateful racists that can’t stand that a black man is President of the United States of America. That facts are obvious. Obama has not really done anything…yet during his time as president. The republicans have cause a lot of damage these past few decades though. At least Clinton’s crap expired.

Obama is NOT subserviant when dealing with other world leaders. Not sure where you guys get this. By stating that Obama is not an American ‘at heart’ you demonstrate profound ignorance. He spent four years living outside the country starting when he was 6. I seriously doubt you would make this claim about other young children. My father was in the military. I lived in other countries from first to third grades. Does this make me not an American at heart? Face it, you tea baggers are still upset that a smart well educated black man won the election. What is the factual basis for suggesting that President Obama is a Marxist? I know that the conservative talking heads frequently repeat that mantra, but I have yet to hear anyone substantiate that claim with real information. Ironically, I’ve never mentioned to anyone that I am friends with ACTUAL Marxists, and they KNOW for a fact Obama’s not a Marxist. Bottom Line…Anyone who calls Obama a Marxist is a racist. Because Marxist is a substitute of the other word… Calling Obama a fraud is like calling Hillary a war monger. Both statements would be unmitigated BS! you lied about his religion, his birth certificate, his relationship with normal people, his sexuality, etc. The list goes on and on, but that’s why websites like Politifact, Factcheck, TruthorFiction, etc. exist…

Anyone who calls Obama a fraud is a racist, and speaking of lying about religions. So Obama being a Muslim is a bad thing? Even though his not a Muslim, there is such a thing called Freedom of religion… he can be whatever the hell he wants to be. Obama is not a Muslim. George W Bush also said good things about Islam. I don’t remember anyone accusing Bush of being a Muslim. And I have to ask, why is being called a Muslim even an accusation? Did I miss some law that was passed that bans Muslims from running for office? Maybe I’m Muslim because I respect the good people that practice Islam, and allow them their beliefs. This isn’t proof of anything except his family history and respect for others.

He has been more of an oligarch, corporatist, or fascist rather than being anything close to a socialist or communist…Just follow the money…

On what earthly basis do you make such a claim? Name one “evil” thing he’s done. Just one. That’s easy, because they are hate-filled racists! The scumbags here Believes anyone that does not look like him is Evil. Spoken like a racist and a refugee from the fact challenged Fox News.

What, specifically, has Obama done that you believe warrants impeachment? It’s obvious why scumbags like you want him jailed Not for treason he never committed – or bribery he never did – or high crimes and misdemeanors he has never done!- not for any real impeachable offense – but only because the President is black! Their only disgusting reason! It’s so obvious! Yeah, because undoing all the damage Bush did in 8yrs is easily reversed in 4yrs right. When I see idiots like Romney and Gingrich (who’s slept with more women than Gene Simmons) trying to run for office really makes you lose faith in our political system. Obama can’t get things passed because Republican run congress shoots down anything positive to convince you idiots the administration hasn’t done anything, wake up people get a brain. This Republican congress, along with the far right base, is the most hateful, disrespectful, lying group of men and women in this country’s history. Obama isn’t out to destroy the country, get your head out of your behind!

Anyone who calls Obama a traitor is a racist! It’s obvious they are racist, hateful, and disgusting human beings. That is a fact!

I must admit, I did not read the whole thing. Once I saw “tea baggers” I subtracted enough points for lack of originality to disqualify him.

Next!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: West Virginia
KEYWORDS: austin

1 posted on 03/21/2012 8:18:50 AM PDT by Mustang Driver
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To: Mustang Driver

That’s not a troll, it’s a dingelheimer.


2 posted on 03/21/2012 8:23:47 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Mustang Driver; Monkey Face; Anoreth; Tax-chick

Wait, your site got that troll?

Drats!
If he’d posted that drivel here we could turn him into an Undead Thread simply because he deserves to be beaten and mocked for an entire month.

Face, Anoreth, TC?
Check out the troll who hit Mustang’s site.


3 posted on 03/21/2012 8:26:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Mustang Driver
Obama is NOT subserviant when dealing with other world leaders.

Zatso?

O-Bow-Ma

Not sure where you guys get this.

Sadly, I believe you...

4 posted on 03/21/2012 8:27:18 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1156 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Darksheare

Yah...I just did. We need him for April, since that is the month for atheists and other fools. ;o]


5 posted on 03/21/2012 8:30:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Mustang Driver
Dear Mr. Surber:

First, thanks for the callout.

Second, we have something called 'kittenchow' here at FR - when a liberal troll publishes something so profoundly lame and/or stupid that we publish it for our posters to deservedly abuse them.

Third, in my experience this doesn't quite rise to the kittenchow standard, because unfortunately this is a smorgasbord of how millions of liberals actually believe and is hardly unique in its utter cluelessness. You can find posts just like this all over the internet - in fact, this reads like someone took about a hundred DU/Kos posts and dumped them into a blender. About the only reason to publish such a screed is to dissect how stupid it is point by point. But realize your dissection will not change how any modern American liberal thinks and will then open up an endless and fruitless debate with other liberals who will be quick to rush in and add their own brain-dead regurgitation of liberal dogma - even after you have logically demolished their talking points.

Any dissection can only sway the occasional middle-of-the-road reader, who any more is put off by the caustic swarm of liberals roaming the internet looking for unmoderated comment boards to infest, and isn't even bothering to read the comments anyway unless you run a clean board with the idiots kept at bay.

As a result, there is little point in even bothering with countering such banalaties. Do as we do and just dump their precious little screeds in the trash and go on about your business.

Have a nice day and good luck dealing with the idiots from across the country that Google searches and spam attacks send your way.

6 posted on 03/21/2012 8:33:43 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Mustang Driver

I guess I should ax him what his point be??? What a loon. This is exactly why O is pres


7 posted on 03/21/2012 8:33:50 AM PDT by Nifster
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To: Mustang Driver

Trolls are a bit more subtle than that.


9 posted on 03/21/2012 8:43:26 AM PDT by tips up (Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.)
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To: Mustang Driver
Obama is NOT subserviant when dealing with other world leaders.

"Woops! Dropped my cocaine spoon again."


10 posted on 03/21/2012 8:44:01 AM PDT by Iron Munro (If Repubs paid as much attention to Rush as the Dem's do, we wouldn't be in this mess)
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To: Mustang Driver

Austin, TX, huh?

11 posted on 03/21/2012 8:45:14 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Mustang Driver

It’s obvious this bonehead and Bammy have the same level of education.

I wonder if this dumbass knows what a corpseman is? Bammy do.


12 posted on 03/21/2012 8:46:03 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Democrats love direct democracy until it's time to vote on something. Then they scream for a judge)
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To: Monkey Face

I know!
We of the Undead Thread seem to have frightened away the good ones.
They either post elsewhere or hide from us around the beginning of the month.


13 posted on 03/21/2012 8:47:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: smokingfrog

who is that?


14 posted on 03/21/2012 8:48:06 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Darksheare

Then maybe we should change Moving Day to the 15th...that may upset the apple cart enough to where they post again on the first, and then we POUNCE!

LOL!


15 posted on 03/21/2012 8:50:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Freedom Worship Word

I suspect the trolls know by now, that coming here results in Viking Kitty retribution.

Those VKs have quite the rep you know.


16 posted on 03/21/2012 8:50:31 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Mustang Driver
What is the factual basis for suggesting that President Obama is a Marxist?

see

commieblaster.com

17 posted on 03/21/2012 8:51:19 AM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: Admin Moderator

This is one of your better posts.


18 posted on 03/21/2012 8:51:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: longtermmemmory

Jim Hightower


19 posted on 03/21/2012 8:53:23 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: longtermmemmory; smokingfrog

I’d say it’s either Howdy-Dowdy or Jim Hightower.


20 posted on 03/21/2012 8:54:27 AM PDT by old3030 (I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look.)
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To: Monkey Face

We’ll see.
I’ll be away, so the three of you need to search and come to some consesnus about where we go.
Try to stay in chat forum if you can, our current thread was dragged to chat.


21 posted on 03/21/2012 8:56:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick

Unghhhh....Godspeed, Darks.

We will muddle through until such time as you return, and hopefully, we won’t embarrass you. Too much.


22 posted on 03/21/2012 9:00:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: old3030

LOL!


23 posted on 03/21/2012 9:01:31 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Admin Moderator
"...realize your dissection will not change how any modern American liberal thinks and will then open up an endless and fruitless debate with other liberals who will be quick to rush in and add their own brain-dead regurgitation of liberal dogma - even after you have logically demolished their talking points."

I have no way of knowing if you are "The" Admin Mod of whom I have on occasion run afoul, which point I reference only to underscore the remarkable nature of my admiration herewith.

Whether you are that worthy or not, your above-quoted point regarding the absolute, might-as-well-beat-your-head-against-a-brick-wall futility could well be the syllabus for a college course named "Dealing With Liberals 101."

I have a newfound and profound admiration for you, whoever the hell you are. This one sentence alone (the one I quote to begin this comment) displays both the wordcraft of a truly gifted linguist and the wisdom of a sage. Not at all common, even here on FreeRepublic, and most certainly deserving of my respect. You likely have no reason to believe that this admission is notable. Nontheless, there it is.

You'll get no more grief from me. As you were.

;-\

24 posted on 03/21/2012 9:15:22 AM PDT by Gargantua ("Ich bein eine Breitbart")
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To: Lazamataz; Admin Moderator
This is one of your better posts.

I was thinkin' how well put it was, too, then I saw it was Admin Moderator, so it made sense.

Then I see you, Laz, and I sure had to chuckle.

25 posted on 03/21/2012 9:16:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: Admin Moderator
I've noticed some uncharacteristic chattiness from y'all the past few days.

Is this a developing trend from Mod Corner or is there a loose cannon amongst ya ??

LOL

ps: good rant, btw ! ;-)

26 posted on 03/21/2012 9:18:59 AM PDT by tomkat (FU.baraq)
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To: Mustang Driver

Sorry. Couldn’t make it past the 1st paragraph.


27 posted on 03/21/2012 9:25:42 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Admin Moderator

LOL

Now that’s funny!

A hundred DU/KOS ... in a blender...


28 posted on 03/21/2012 9:27:19 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Gargantua
Sometimes he REALLY gets his point across!


29 posted on 03/21/2012 9:33:15 AM PDT by houeto (Mitt Romney - A Whiter Shade of FAIL)
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To: smokingfrog

IOW a communist slaps a cowboy hat on his head and claims to be for liberty.

another faux texan.


30 posted on 03/21/2012 9:47:49 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: tomkat
I've noticed some uncharacteristic chattiness from y'all the past few days.

A lot to chat about lately, especially with all the coverage about Malia/Mexico stories getting pulled that include a pulled FR thread. We wanted to make sure the reasons why some threads were pulled was clear.

BTW, if you are a FReeper, you usually ARE a loose cannon already.

31 posted on 03/21/2012 9:51:33 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Mustang Driver

WOOOOT!! Same practice at my blog. I don’t need that junk on my page. Like I told one recent troll: “This is an opinion blog, and it belongs to ME. MY opinions. Your post is up here because I allow it. Behave or be gone.”


32 posted on 03/21/2012 10:26:30 AM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
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To: Admin Moderator
We wanted to make sure the reasons why some threads were pulled was clear.

Bravo !

Most reasonable FReepers understand y'all don't have time for dissertations on every contentious thread,
but a brief explanation when warranted contributes to the overall health of the site, imho.

signed,
loose cannon #41461


33 posted on 03/21/2012 10:37:04 AM PDT by tomkat (FU.baraq)
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To: houeto
LMAO!!!!!

Where is that clip from? That's fantastic.

LOL!!!

34 posted on 03/21/2012 1:33:22 PM PDT by Gargantua ("Ich bein eine Breitbart")
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To: Gargantua
Where is that clip from?

I have no idea. I googled Admin Mod, hit images and it was at the top. I got so tickled that I had a hard time posting it!

35 posted on 03/21/2012 1:46:04 PM PDT by houeto (Mitt Romney - A Whiter Shade of FAIL)
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To: Mustang Driver
...Obama gave billions to banks and corporations… Not exactly a marxist dude.

He actually had a point there but probably didn't know it. Mussolini coined the term 'fascisimo' for that. 'Fascism' in English.

BTW, 0bama is a traitor. If he's a citizen that is.

36 posted on 03/21/2012 2:59:47 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: longtermmemmory

Oh, he’s a real Texan alright, just not a very bright one. He’s one of those libs that doesn’t like 0bama because he’s not progressive enough.

Maybe his graduate work at Colombia turned him into a socialist. I’ve heard it can happen.


37 posted on 03/21/2012 4:54:18 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Mustang Driver

“Anyone who calls Obama a traitor is a racist!”

My son did better than this troll on a college paper. In figuring the liberal line of his prof, he wrote the paper on the premise that anyone who disagrees with obama is a racist.

He got a A.


38 posted on 03/21/2012 5:03:14 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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