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To: U-238

Captain! They are firing...lasers at us?

How quaint, number one.
Beam a quantum torpedo on to their bridge...


4 posted on 03/22/2012 2:10:36 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: BigCinBigD

That would be a photon torpedo.......ahem.......


5 posted on 03/22/2012 2:16:54 AM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: BigCinBigD

There was an actual exchange that was better than that.

Worf: “Captain, they are now locking lasers on us.”
Riker: “Lasers?!?”
Worf: “Yes, sir.”
Picard: “Lasers can’t even penetrate our navigation shields. Don’t they know that?”
Riker: “Regulations do call for yellow alert.”
Picard: “Hmm, a very old regulation. Well, make it so Number One. And, reduce speed . . . drop main shields, as well.”
Riker: “May I ask why, sir?”
Picard: “In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One.”
Riker: (laugh)
Worf: (growl)


17 posted on 03/22/2012 3:15:51 AM PDT by Melas (u)
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