Captain! They are firing...lasers at us?
How quaint, number one.
Beam a quantum torpedo on to their bridge...
That would be a photon torpedo.......ahem.......
There was an actual exchange that was better than that.
Worf: “Captain, they are now locking lasers on us.”
Worf: “Yes, sir.”
Picard: “Lasers can’t even penetrate our navigation shields. Don’t they know that?”
Riker: “Regulations do call for yellow alert.”
Picard: “Hmm, a very old regulation. Well, make it so Number One. And, reduce speed . . . drop main shields, as well.”
Riker: “May I ask why, sir?”
Picard: “In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One.”