Skip to comments.Obama's Joke: 'If I Told You I'd Have to Kill You'
Posted on 03/22/2012 2:36:48 PM PDT by Nachum
(CNSNews.com) - Giving a speech on energy policy at Maljamar, New Mexico, President Obama joked that his helicopter had landed at Roswell, New Mexico. Roswell is famous among conspiracy theorists owing to their belief that an alien spacecraft crashed near there in the late 1940s and that the federal government has been covering it up ever since.
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LOL...some great comments under the article at the link.
I will not say what I am thinking.
But what I am NOT thinking is that that scrawny faggot would stand ny chance of killing fat old Ben.
The joke was you being elected....
and you’ve been killing me and the rest of the country that works for a living for the past three and a half years!
The whole saucer nuttiness and the cult-significance of Roswell is silly! Aliens never landed there, but if 0s helicopter landed him there, then the place really would be receiving a visitation from an alien.
Normally, I’d tell such a lousy comedian not to give up his day job, but in 0bama’s case, I’ll refrain.
He’s a regular Henny Youngman, that guy is.
Of course not SILLY. They crashed! LOL
It’s a joke I hear several times a year, and sometimes it’s funny. Coming from the President, it’s funny.
They need to prove he was “joking”.
Did he say the same thing after the unsolved murder of Donald Young? No justice, no peace! Not funny, Barry!
Shouldn’t the title be; “Alien lands in Roswell, threatens to kill little boys!”
Yes. Obama can declare them an 'imminent threat' and kill them. Holder explains it here.
Here is an excerpt of what Holder said.
"But don't assume that when Holder says "imminent threat of violent attack," he means that you're actually part of a specific plot threatening American lives. "The Constitution does not require the president to delay action until some theoretical end stage of planning when the precise time, place, and manner of an attack become clear," Holder said. That would introduce an "unacceptably high risk of failure." When he refers to "failure," Holder presumably means failing to kill the target before the attack or plan for an attack materializes, not the possibility that the government might accidentally kill an innocent person."
Holder is Obama's version of Himmler. Holder has assumed the role and responsibilities of the VP. Biden is just an old idiot they keep locked up in his room. They keep him distracted by giving him lego blocks to play with and keeping the TV on Sesame Street. I've heard he understands the letters "K" and "P" and is still working on counting to 5.
He must be reading my posts here.
Not a bad joke, one that gets told a lot.
I once asked the FBI guy sitting next to me at a retirement dinner what the pin on his lapel was for & he responded “If I tell you, I’d have to kill you.” and I said “I knew you were going to say that.”
At that time, it was funny
BO’s using the joke, not so much
I have a buddy that was in the Air Force. Visited him when he was in and always got a kick out of his responses to many of my questions: “I can neither confirm nor deny ....”
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